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JacquesNoir

  1. Also in other news. Need payday. Skint. #Greece
  2. @Chris_Foxall so you don't eat it?
  3. @Pontributer and I had a very good visit to @fpiwolves as per usual. Got some reading to do in June.
  4. @JAMESMHAYDEN like what?
  5. @Chris_Foxall wish I knew what sourdough was
  6. @BananaRaptor hahaha I think I look good as a 50+ you obviously agree. You well?
  7. One of my drawings. twitter.com/JacquesNoir/st…
  8. Weather like this is perfect for gaming and a chip shop tea.
  9. Air con, on the train you are my saviour.
  10. "I wished for this, I bitched at that I've left behind this little fact You cannot kill what you did not create"
  11. Just seen my Nan and Grampa this has really made my day, reminds me I should be a better grandson and visit more often!
  12. @Tweak81 @ji_doctor I would just love it to be really gory.
  13. @ji_doctor @Tweak81 once I've got time might get round to it, I read a comic called Caligula... Reminds me of that.
  14. Oh I purchased Kill List and Somers Town on blu-ray yesterday £5 new. Barg. PS that was for them both.
  15. Tell me why I should watch Game of Thrones in 3 words or less please. #gameofthrones
  16. @BluSmurf_EU @TheRealEssSay you better, if you don't like it, I'll refund you the travel.
  17. @TheRealEssSay in 11 days I pretty much break up for June with exception of 4 days scattered over 3 weeks :)
  18. "Yet you feed us lies from the mozzletoff"
  19. @Scarletjupiter hahah that's awesome I was like WTF you on about at first.