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Also in other news. Need payday. Skint. #Greece about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@Chris_Foxall so you don't eat it? about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Chris_Foxall
@Pontributer and I had a very good visit to @fpiwolves as per usual. Got some reading to do in June. about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@JAMESMHAYDEN like what? about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JAMESMHAYDEN
@Chris_Foxall wish I knew what sourdough was about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Chris_Foxall
@BananaRaptor hahaha I think I look good as a 50+ you obviously agree. You well? about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to BananaRaptor
One of my drawings. twitter.com/JacquesNoir/st… about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Weather like this is perfect for gaming and a chip shop tea. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Air con, on the train you are my saviour. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
"I wished for this, I bitched at that I've left behind this little fact You cannot kill what you did not create" about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
AntiJokeApple Yo mommas so fat. Your father no longer finds her attractive and its destroying their marriage. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by JacquesNoir and 1121 others
Just seen my Nan and Grampa this has really made my day, reminds me I should be a better grandson and visit more often! about 14 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@Tweak81 @ji_doctor I would just love it to be really gory. about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Tweak81
@ji_doctor @Tweak81 once I've got time might get round to it, I read a comic called Caligula... Reminds me of that. about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to ji_doctor
Oh I purchased Kill List and Somers Town on blu-ray yesterday £5 new. Barg. PS that was for them both. about 16 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Tell me why I should watch Game of Thrones in 3 words or less please. #gameofthrones about 16 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@BluSmurf_EU @TheRealEssSay you better, if you don't like it, I'll refund you the travel. about 16 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to BluSmurf_EU
@TheRealEssSay in 11 days I pretty much break up for June with exception of 4 days scattered over 3 weeks :) about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to TheRealEssSay
"Yet you feed us lies from the mozzletoff" about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@Scarletjupiter hahah that's awesome I was like WTF you on about at first. 2:21 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Scarletjupiter

Name Bjørn
Location Jason's doner van.
Web http://www.jacque...
Bio Is a dick, full time #Troll and Cinephile. I'm also not as funny as i think i am. I once got RT by the real Jed Shepherd.