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Jacobshafer

  1. Watching a streaming feed of Humboldt Board of Supervisors meeting in my underwear... #lifeofaruralfreelancer 10:22 AM Nov 1st, 2011 via web
  2. If you stare at the sun, you'll go blind; if you stare at the moon, Jaleel White will go blind. #idonthavefactstobackthisup 12:45 PM Oct 12th, 2011 via web
  3. NBA great Dikembe Mutumbo's favorite sport is ice-fishing, and it always has been. #idonthavefactstobackthisup 12:44 PM Oct 12th, 2011 via web
  4. Thing number 5,472 I'm gonna miss about Maui: clutch food deliveries by the always awesome @angryshortgirl #ynezrocks 3:02 PM Jun 10th, 2011 via web
  5. Village Voice Media pledges $1K to help @mauitime's legal defense against MPD subpoena http://bit.ly/ip61zP 6:03 PM Jun 2nd, 2011 via web
  6. Just edited my favorite @MAUITIME Eh Brah! ever--in rhyming verse! #thebarhasbeenraised 12:44 PM May 27th, 2011 via web
  7. Headed to the first Na Koa Ikaika game of the season. #mauibaseball 9:05 PM May 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  8. MPD targets MauiTime's anonymous commenters http://bit.ly/kiXiIi 6:31 PM May 25th, 2011 via web
  9. Your timing, just as I was sipping a creamy iced coffee, was impeccable. #pukes 8:16 PM May 24th, 2011 via txt
  10. @GreenTeaMonstah In keeping with my rare tweeting, I'll reply way belatedly and say, thanks. 4:53 PM May 24th, 2011 via web in reply to GreenTeaMonstah
  11. @anuheayagi Although children made from yogurt, cold water and salt would be even creepier. 4:52 PM May 24th, 2011 via web in reply to anuheayagi
  12. @anuheayagi As your editor I feel compelled to note they are "Aryan" children, not "Ayran," which is apparently this http://bit.ly/q2e9r 4:51 PM May 24th, 2011 via web in reply to anuheayagi
  13. Still at the office, in an undershirt and jeans, drinking cheap red wine out of an old coffee cup. #deadlineday 9:18 PM May 17th, 2011 via web
  14. @anuheayagi If they didn't have holes, how would you get your legs in? #badumcha 12:27 PM May 16th, 2011 via web in reply to anuheayagi
  15. My three-year-old's assessment of Wolf Blitzer's Osama reportage: 'This is a stupid movie.' 9:44 PM May 1st, 2011 via TweetDeck
  16. So now can we stop fighting a war against an abstract noun? 9:28 PM May 1st, 2011 via TweetDeck
  17. Just received a pitch for a relationship column with this piece of advice: "You can’t put a condom on your heart." Wow. 11:25 AM Apr 28th, 2011 via web
  18. Editing @mauitime, was tempted to say 'My Mama Monologues' trips off the tongue better than 'Vagina Monologues' then thought better of it. 2:25 PM Apr 27th, 2011 via web
  19. Dr. Lorrin Pang: 5 suspected cases of dengue on Maui, none yet confirmed. Look for more details in upcoming @mauitime. 4:25 PM Apr 18th, 2011 via web