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  1. To the tune of Engllishman in New York: Woah! I'm a farmer, I'm a gert big farmer, I'm a gert big farmer in London! about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific
  2. Now to watch Star Trek. about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. Fucking nailed a table seat with a fucking electric plug! Awesome! about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific
  4. May not look like it, but that's Star Trek. http://twitpic.com/r9xdt about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific
  5. If no one take that table seat, I'm fucking nailling it. about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific
  6. Come on! Let's go! 9 minutes early but who cares! Paddington or bust! about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific
  7. @afterdarks I think my old R.E teacher is on the train with a black sidekick. about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to afterdarks
  8. Bollocks, bum and buggery on high. I'm on the train. about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific
  9. Fumbling round my house in the dark. about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific
  10. Oh dear... Here I go then... about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific
  11. @ZoeIsMint Condom packet. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to ZoeIsMint
  12. Look at the base on that! It's huge! http://twitpic.com/r85e1 about 10 hours ago from Twitterrific
  13. Master Chiefs face on my cock. Done. http://twitpic.com/r85a9 about 10 hours ago from Twitterrific
  14. Fucking brill. Love the design. http://twitpic.com/r856u about 10 hours ago from Twitterrific
  15. I'll get a close up of the female condom a minute. about 10 hours ago from web
  16. Look at that! Brilliant! http://twitpic.com/r84xn about 10 hours ago from Twitterrific
  17. Look at all these cock socks! http://twitpic.com/r84rz about 10 hours ago from Twitterrific
  18. The female condom looks like those ice creams with the gob stoppers at the bottom. about 10 hours ago from web
  19. Delay...DELAY?! Mixed flavors, Tropical flavours?! TROPICAL?! about 10 hours ago from web
  20. Ex girlfriend was French. You understand. about 10 hours ago from web
  • Name Jacob Dyer
  • Location Bristol
  • Web http://www.youtub...
  • Bio I'm a teenager from Bristol who loves film and comedy.
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