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  1. @boxman108 Your last tweet is self-refuting.
  2. If you speak a language that has a written form that uses an alphabet, and you are an adult, you should know how to spell your name.
  3. How the Earth would look like w/ Saturn-like rings--and what they'd look like from various places on the surface: http://bit.ly/79C8Yw
  4. @staciehays You two could go to Sonic for the Brown Bag special: 2 single patty burgers, 2 sides (fries or tots) & 2 drinks for $7.99.
  5. @boxman108 What's a "Brown Bag special"? MDCCLXXXV
  6. @Fitz84 If the facts of the case are as the defendants say, charging them is ridiculous. (If they'd have rapped about cannibalism though...)
  7. Looking forward to some CFA.
  8. @Patholemew I wish we had a Fuddrucker's in the 'Bury still. Enjoy!
  9. @dtweaver Wait, you're not texting while driving, are you? (Don't answer that, actually.)
  10. About to consume massive quantities of Chinese food with @dtweaver... in 5 minutes.
  11. About to consume massive quantities of Chinese food with @dtweaver.
  12. People who are awesome: Barbara Tuchman and Lindsey Graham, only one of whom is female. MDCCLXXVIII
  13. "An incompetent traitor is no danger. It is rather the capable men who must be watched." -- Isaac Asimov, "Foundation & Empire."
  14. @epending It cuts the paper with a laser beam? That's AWESOME! With advancements in laser technology, soon we'll have phasers & light sabers
  15. @ahudoin Are those complaints? On #NoComplaintWednesday? You know what to do.
  16. Quote @boxman108: "Wouldn't it be great if, before God rebuilds the Kingdom on Earth, He makes those who didn't recycle clean it up?"
  17. Oh my gosh. How is this a real product? http://tinyurl.com/yj9956r
  18. Did you know that it is illegal for women to wear pants in Paris, and has been for over 200 years? For real! http://bit.ly/4o4qmq
  19. RT @abrahampiper Whenever ppl begin to ask, “Does it fit our rules,” rather than, “Does it serve our mission,” then you have a bureaucracy.
  20. @boxman108 Um... if you're in the closet, that's kind of weird. People might get the wrong idea about you being my roommate.