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JacksaLack

I feel left out of this "Game of Thrones" nonsense and I should watch it, but then again, I could just re-watch "Arrested Development" again about 3 hours ago via web
@vincevicari Ha ha, I'm glad. I only hope the power doesn't go to my head 12:53 AM May 26th via web in reply to vincevicari
@MikeyBubonik I hope it never does 12:19 AM May 26th via web in reply to MikeyBubonik
Since I've graduated, all I want to do is play "The Sims" 12:08 AM May 26th via web
I would be just as excited to meet @TheEllenShow as @oliviamunn was. I believe Ellen deserves to have more excited screams in her face 12:03 AM May 26th via web
My tummy was feeling a little unhappy so I'm having some Safeway Lemon Lime soda (because I'm classy), hope it's caffeine free! 10:28 PM May 24th via web
I truly love how passive aggressive movie theaters are with their cleaning crew at the end of a movie 9:31 PM May 24th via web
@thenategoodyear And that's just the way I intended it 12:52 AM May 24th via web in reply to thenategoodyear
@thenategoodyear Oh Nate, I'm really going to miss you and your ill conceived wisdom 12:30 AM May 24th via web in reply to thenategoodyear
@RooneyTunes9 I'm glad this happened 12:11 AM May 24th via web in reply to RooneyTunes9
@RooneyTunes9 You can Dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan 11:47 PM May 23rd via web in reply to RooneyTunes9
I will never be impressed with the amount of girls trying to get at you. Please don't tell me how many ladies want your time in front of me 11:11 PM May 23rd via web
@mintyponies Me gusta! 10:58 PM May 23rd via web in reply to mintyponies
Dwight Schrute may be the best character ever. EVER. 10:32 PM May 23rd via web
The thought of celebrities having sleepovers with one another makes me chuckle 10:12 PM May 23rd via web
The commercial for MTV Movie Awards is so amusing it almost makes me want to watch them. Almost 9:59 PM May 23rd via web
There are too many places in the world that I want to visit! 5:10 PM May 23rd via web
Heard @jhutch1992 just bought a new house, maybe he needs someone to help fill those empty rooms? 4:35 PM May 23rd via web
Why is everyone so shocked about Jim Parsons coming out? Didn't everyone know? Well good for him and his gorgeous boyfriend of 10 years 3:00 PM May 23rd via web
Yeah, he just Tupac walked us #Workaholics 12:25 AM May 23rd via web