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Jackontharox

  1. "I'm totally gonna lick that box right there..." hmmm think you shoulda thought that through love.
  2. Team drinks! Sorry I do shots of Gran Ma with every beer kids. #sorryimnotsorry
  3. Ohh you brought cookies to work?...don't mind if I do! #notforlongbitch #theygone
  4. Pepperoni, bacon, jalapeƱo and cilantro pizza on break has got my nose running! Shweeeew back to work! #fatkid #shufflin'
  5. Retweet if you have ever tried to use "The Force" to reach the remote control without getting off the couch!
  6. @tootall_veetall Duly noted sir. Good lookin out!
  7. Worked my ass off and didn't get done before last call! No booze for me I guess.
  8. "Lookin' for that girl about 5 foot 10, gonna take her down that road of sin!" -Hank III #littlebitofsmokeandawholelottawine
  9. Just realized the tall ass building several blocks from where I stay is the "Nakatomi Tower" from Die Hard! #yippiekiyaymothafucka
  10. @alybadassidy Loving' it! Hate to see ya go, we never got a chance to rock out!
  11. @jspins28 There was actually an interesting study a few years about the cost of obesity to the airline industry and how it effects consumers
  12. If you're gonna jaywalk, do it with conviction!
  13. #BlackSabbath turns up on all of my Pandora stations! That's fuckin' cool \m/
  14. @jspins28 Great rant bro! If I wanna be left alone I keep my sunglasses on, and start slamming mini bottles of vodka out of my shaving kit!
  15. It's a shame I didn't go out tonite, my hair looked really good. #bitchasstweet
  16. RT @SonyaButcher Never beat around the bush. You'll just smash the berries...Don't be afraid to go out on a limb, that's where the fruit is!
  17. "Not all treasure is silver and gold mate." -Jack Sparrow