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Jackonaut

  1. There's nobody around space to complain!
  2. Vikings come from cold places. Like the garage.
  3. Banana slugs give people bananas.
  4. It's a heater. It's heatering.
  5. ... and will you be at the toy store, going to get more toys, and I want you to be gone. Ellie: Am I still the Mama Owl? Jackonaut: Yeah.
  6. <At Muir Woods> Daddy: Listen to the rain. Jackonaut: The rain is saying, "It's time to get out of here!"
  7. Ranger Tim belongs at the Muir Woods.
  8. I mercatored your face!
  9. I'm a soldado. My name is Anza.
  10. (hits mom), Mom: Ack, why did you hit me? Jackonaut: Because I'm a bad guy!
  11. (pointing at mom): I want you for dinner!
  12. Fish are French!
  13. D: What was your favorite part of Halloween? Jack: The chocolate! It was brown!
  14. I'm Buzz Lightyear! http://twitpic.com/nsx0d
  15. The jellyfish put jelly in my peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
  16. The butterfly is putting butter in your peanut butter sandwich.
  17. Wanna touch my funny moustache?
  18. It's me: the viking that cleans up.
  19. But dinosaurs don't really USE axes.
  20. I'm riding the dinosaur because I'm a viking!