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Jackonaut

  1. Dad, you're sweeter than any fruit. 2:40 PM May 23rd via web
  2. You know what the sun does? It makes me feel like toast that's just warming up. 2:40 PM May 23rd via web
  3. When I'm older, like 18 or 6, I wonder if I could see the movie Scream. 1:02 PM May 18th via HootSuite
  4. <listening to Johan Hegg, huge-bearded vocalist of Amon Amarth> This sounds like somebody with a beard. 5:46 PM May 16th via web
  5. The name of my song about aliens is called "Rustbuster." 5:40 PM May 15th via web
  6. I had to whisper to the wish bunnies under my bed. 8:53 AM May 14th via web
  7. That last one should have been in "metal voice." 8:52 AM May 14th via web
  8. Lefse! Yum! 8:52 AM May 14th via web
  9. Dad: Hey, Jack, it's more Norwegian black metal! Jackonaut: Hurray! 2:48 PM May 10th via web
  10. If I were to have a tail, I'd feel like I were wagging it right now. 2:33 PM May 10th via web
  11. Dad: What color [paper] for Josh's card? Jackonaut: Brown! Like a turkey! D: Why like a turkey? J: For Passover! 2:14 PM May 9th via web
  12. You can't touch time. But a clock can! 1:20 PM May 8th via web
  13. <petting cat with his foot from his chair> Lyra's under the pet machine. 9:59 AM May 7th via web
  14. I'm the dominator of moles. 3:30 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Godzilla's mind was tricked because no one gave him hugs. 3:30 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Howl if you're a wolf; run if you're a metaphor! 8:40 PM May 3rd via web
  17. I'm going to go for a run today. 8:59 AM Apr 27th via web
  18. <dashing from dinner table> I just have to go look at that sunset! 10:30 PM Apr 25th via web
  19. <playing in a creek> Look at how the water makes art! 4:16 PM Apr 25th via web
  20. Need anything fun for your thing? Well .... HOOT! 9:14 PM Apr 22nd via web
  • Name Jackazoid
  • Location San Francisco
  • Bio I want to go to outer space!
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