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Jackmosphere

  1. fuck this
  2. Walked in the living room and me dad's clearly taken in by the Gay Exchange adverts on ITV4
  3. when 14 year old lasses get their arses out for photos can practically smell the short back and sides wanking over their laptops
  4. @yasminramm tune
  5. Going to become a dj and make people like my music taste bow chika wowow
  6. but it's just awkward
  7. when my dad's drunk he watches films with me and keeps laughing as if it's funnier than it is to try and get me to laugh with him
  8. The Enforcer on ITV4 #ClintEastwood
  9. need a tab
  10. Drained to fuck, everyone can piss off
  11. Fucking cunts
  12. @chinkyh0e next to station road sliproad, passing the roundabout ;)
  13. @chinkyh0e looking good in ya motor
  14. First week off work since october keebab
  15. Ate some fruit first time in forever and I feel like I'm on special K(etty)
  16. Going to start selling secrets on ebay
  17. Orange Clubs are the tits #tangycream
  18. Not being taken seriously is class
  19. Only use the rough side of toilet paper has is to chaffe the skin off me arse
  20. Psssh