JackieluvsUK
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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the cup of water.. I drank it. - the Opportunitist
about 9 hours ago
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I can watch a million movies where people die but as soon as I watch a movie where an animal dies, I am bawling my eyes out
about 8 hours ago
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I always lock my car doors when I see a white person. They eat people.
about 8 hours ago
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"To make a long story short.." - No Drunk Ever
10:17 PM Dec 8th, 2011
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Oh yeah, Columbus. The guy who discovered there were people already here.
9:31 AM Oct 9th, 2011
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It's all fun and games until your friends find Britney Spears' "Toxic" on your iPod shuffle.
8:39 AM Dec 17th, 2011
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If you wear your camouflage in public, I'm gonna pretend it's working, and cut in front of you every time.
12:20 PM Dec 6th, 2011
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People from the south speak slowly until it's time to auction something.
11:17 AM Jan 25th
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I know there are no mice in here because I don't see any of those gothic arched little doorways on the baseboards for them to gain entry.
9:54 PM Jul 26th, 2011
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I never talk to the guy wearing the Bluetooth earpiece in case he's still on the line with the President
6:00 AM Aug 23rd, 2011
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When are they gonna finally make a bottled water that tastes like it came out of a hose.
9:28 AM Aug 22nd, 2011
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Sometimes there's no getting around going to Walmart, you can only hope to stay out of the pictures
1:13 PM Jul 21st, 2011
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My 5th Birthday cake said "you're adopted"
about 8 hours ago
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There are millions of planets in millions of galaxies that all revolve around just one point in the universe. That point is not you.
12:55 PM May 10th
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A moth just flew up the leg of my shorts. Part of me was freaked out, the other part wondered if I owed it money.
about 11 hours ago
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in Vietnam, a lot people died young, POW's got hung.
about 11 hours ago
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If you squeeze Paula Deen hard enough, she produces enough butter for toast.
about 11 hours ago
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from Coal Grove, OH
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all women are beautiful
about 11 hours ago
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My love for my kids is so great it rivals Infinity so does my hate for their daddy I swear he wasnt fat with a combover when we were married
about 11 hours ago
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Everyone calls you a tool. Not sure what type of tool you are, but I heard you've got a 2 inch drill bit.
about 11 hours ago
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- Name MamaJax
- Location Great State of Ky
- Bio My TL is not for candyasses who get offended easily! MawMawJax to lil Ade..#BBN #MilitaryMom
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