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  1. I'd like to take this opportunity to thumb my nose at everyone who said they'd prefer cold (-30c), instead of more snow. 7:44 AM Dec 7th from txt
  2. Look in a mirror and you'll never see yourself. Rather, you'll see how you've failed to meet expectations you didn't know you had. 10:11 PM Dec 2nd from txt
  3. I've got so much poop to throw, I think I'm gonna need bigger hands. 11:36 PM Nov 27th from txt
  4. All the perfumes in the world can't hide the smell of a Cunt. 2:08 PM Nov 26th from txt
  5. http://www.secalgarynews.com/news/calgary/city-hall-tries-to-impose-3000-rent-increase-on-race-city-and-related-nonsense/ 10:35 PM Nov 24th from web
  6. No heat in the office. 9:51 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  7. "Now, if you watch carefully, you'll see the field of stupid expanding at an exponential rate!" 12:22 PM Nov 20th from txt
  8. Yawn. So bored today. Better go find something else to do... 10:49 AM Nov 19th from txt
  9. Bulimic super-hero: Captain Chunder 10:02 AM Nov 12th from txt
  10. Mission: Approach random strangers and request permission to ask them a personal question. Then, simply walk away. 10:10 AM Nov 10th from txt
  11. When i die, can my jar say "doing darwin's work since 1983"? 10:51 AM Nov 9th from txt
  12. I'd bet a month's wages that one of you has considered taking a human life while waiting at a dr's office. 6:10 PM Nov 7th from txt
  13. Having spent the last two weeks decomposing, I've risen once again to feed on the living! 6:21 PM Oct 31st from txt
  14. Ad-lib of the night: Shit-Ribbon! 5:08 PM Oct 30th from txt
  15. Who else wants to see what happens when you throw a fart at someone? 7:19 AM Oct 28th from txt
  16. I think everyone who works in customer service should have a quota. Deal with X number of idiots and you get to go home. Full day, with pay. 11:27 AM Oct 27th from txt
  17. It turns out it was merely rumblings of something else. Something. Sinister. 2:57 PM Oct 26th from txt
  18. Eyeball headaches FTMFL! 9:51 PM Oct 23rd from web
  19. Zombie brain-eating powers: GO! 6:35 PM Oct 16th from txt
  20. Mission: find an opportunity to threaten 'Dropping the Chalupa' on someone. 11:15 AM Oct 13th from txt