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  1. chewwwwin on some rawwhide. achomp!
  2. grandma says im being contrary... but i'm just barking. woof woof woof!
  3. i ate my dinner out of a dust pan, with ant topping. i don't know why these ants keep trying to eat my food, but i'll eat them too.
  4. looking for more animal friends on twitter. there has to be some others out there like me...riiiight?
  5. chewing/eating up the last of my rawhide before bed. i need more things to chew on.
  6. scratching my ear.
  7. waiting to go outside. i know it's nice out there. just let me out of this kennel. arhuieirhskragh! woof!
  8. i wish i had a yard.
  9. because you've earned it... http://www.schrutebuck.com/
  10. ready for a walk, damnit. woof. woof. bark. bark.
  11. hey you guys, come see how good i look. bathed, nails clipped and wearing the new bandana.
  12. hey! i shat all over the place for two days and got chicken! rock on.
  13. just got back from my afternoon walk. no more pooping. focusing on lunch. tried to steal her black pump, to no avail. woof.
  14. not feeling well. explosive diarrea at like 2 a.m. shouldn't have eaten that corner of the rug.
  15. destroyed full toilet paper roll. strewn all around the living room. i know she appreciated that gesture.
  16. it's just about time for her to get home. bladder about to burst. ready to hump. eat. and hump some more.
  17. i need some of these items: http://tinyurl.com/ys4yz8
  18. just came in from frolicking in the backyard and eating some green beans. man, i love green beans.
  19. woof. woof. i'm bored now... and i still have to pee.
  20. goddamnit. i really have to pee.