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JackSht

  1. Jack Sh*t, Gettin Fit: Fit Jokes jackfit.blogspot.com/2012/05/fit-jo… 8:50 AM May 25th via Tweet Button
  2. Just got cut off in traffic? A good way to get rid of “road rage” is to scream until blood comes out of your nose. 8:25 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  3. @CatTBowen I obviously bring out the worst in you... @MizFitOnline 8:10 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  4. @CatTBowen Please... my butler puts my pants on me the same way your butler puts your pants on you. @MizFitOnline 8:05 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  5. Give a man a banana, he eats for a day. Take him to Banana Republic, he's still hungry, but looks a little better. 8:03 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  6. @MizFitOnline It's because I started honoring double coupons... 8:00 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to MizFitOnline
  7. Health tip: You can make your own “100-calorie packs” by putting 100 calories worth of any food into a plastic bag, dumbass. 7:47 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  8. Look, it's a kiddie pool filled with rotel dip. RT @priorfatgirl: When u r trying to be healthy, what dya want ppl to STOP saying to you? 7:25 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  9. I'm supposed go play golf today; quick, somebody remind me which end of the club to hold... 7:24 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  10. Trying new ways to trick people into visiting my blog and... OMG, have you ever seen cuter puppies than this: bit.ly/OsqlW 7:22 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  11. Human? That's third nicest thing you've ever called me... RT @HungryGirl: @JackSht LOL. You are a silly human. 7:04 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  12. I need new unicycle; one of the wheels fell off mine. RT @FitStudio: All bikes on sale + 10% off bike accessories ow.ly/b7TA3 6:52 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  13. @RockTique @joycecherrier Thanks! You put the "weeee" in "retweet". 6:41 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  14. Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit: Fit Jokes jackfit.blogspot.com/2012/05/fit-jo… 6:40 AM May 25th via Tweet Button
  15. Health tip: Instead of whole milk, drink skim milk. Already drinking skim milk? Drink even skimmer milk. IT CAN'T BE SKIMMY ENOUGH! 6:40 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  16. @Got2Run4Me Please don't try to improve my health tips: THEY CAN'T BE IMPROVED!!!!! 7:17 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to Got2Run4Me
  17. @OrganicOutcast Are you laughing AT me or WITH me? And which one is the bad one? 7:07 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to OrganicOutcast
  18. Now you're just being gross... RT @FatGirlvsWorld: @JackSht have you ever seen someone mix coke and budweiser? 7:07 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  19. @FatGirlvsWorld It's all my back hair that makes me less cute than that damn baby, isn't it? IT'S TOO HARD TO SHAVE! 7:05 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to FatGirlvsWorld
  20. Try my "Coke Water" recipe (half Coke, half water); it has half the calories and sugar of regular Coke! 7:02 PM May 24th via TweetDeck