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  1. @BadEmma How exactly does one flip eggs (over easy) without breaking yolks and ruining the whole thing? Use a stunt egg. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to BadEmma
  2. @eatingjourney It should have been: it's ok if you're not prfect. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to eatingjourney
  3. I’m giving my fat pants to this poor guy I know. I’m having to take him to McDonald’s every day so he can get big enough to wear them. about 6 hours ago from web
  4. @tjbooboo I've put my foot down. NO MORE PETS! (even chias) about 10 hours ago from web in reply to tjbooboo
  5. @dynastydumpling Don't want to waste Snuggies for my wife on Christmas. Got a 25th wedding anniversary coming up after all... about 10 hours ago from web in reply to dynastydumpling
  6. @HealthyLoserGal @fabfatties 10 p.m. Christmas Eve shopping is a holiday tradition for some of us! about 11 hours ago from web in reply to HealthyLoserGal
  7. Starting my holiday shopping plan. Does anyone know how late Walgreen's is open on Christmas Eve? about 12 hours ago from web
  8. New post: http://jackfit.blogspot.com/2009/12/holiday-party-survival-tricks.html Holiday party survival tips about 13 hours ago from web
  9. I'm getting my neices a gift that you simply can't put a price tag on: gift cards. 12:14 PM Dec 14th from web
  10. @PatBarone I'd tell him to get his mom to bribe the algebra teacher. ;) 11:32 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to PatBarone
  11. @MrsFatass That's why you're no fun to insult... 11:15 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to MrsFatass
  12. Y'know, way back when, I thought it was a waste of time that I was studying algebra. Now, I realize just how right I was... 11:14 AM Dec 14th from web
  13. Just slapped a co-worker that said "Happy Monday" to me. Overreaction? 7:49 AM Dec 14th from web
  14. http://jackfit.blogspot.com/2009/12/im-sorry-isaac-shut-your-mouth-im-just.html Who is the man who writes songs while dropping lbs? SH*T! 7:48 AM Dec 14th from web
  15. New post: http://jackfit.blogspot.com/2009/12/im-sorry-isaac-shut-your-mouth-im-just.html Allow me to give you the Shaft. 5:37 AM Dec 14th from web
  16. New post: http://jackfit.blogspot.com/2009/12/few-things-left-to-do.html Where I stand now (on the scale)... 3:17 PM Dec 13th from web
  17. @KellyOlexa Your mom got a smartphone? Mine just switched over to a cordless phone this year... 3:11 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to KellyOlexa
  18. @SamsGirl02 I'll help you look for your lost follower. Where's the last place you had it? 3:10 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to SamsGirl02
  19. Just watched "It's a Wonderful Life" for the 50th time and just realized something: Clarence is an angel. 11:03 AM Dec 13th from web
  20. Weigh-in post: http://jackfit.blogspot.com/2009/12/few-things-left-to-do.html Can I keep my 10,000-week losing streak going? Find out... 6:34 AM Dec 13th from web