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JackOffDani

  1. Watched The L Word again. Here comes the after show horniness my body went through last night. I seem to never learn. :) about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. @RevengeIsToKill Es como un osito. :3 9:17 AM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to RevengeIsToKill
  3. @RevengeIsToKill Si! Es un chow chow 9:10 AM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to RevengeIsToKill
  4. I'm watching The L Word bit.ly/KumFfP @GetGlue @TheLWord 9:28 PM May 26th via GetGlue.com
  5. #MyFavorite90sCartoon Doug. :D 7:53 PM May 25th via web
  6. @judymtz18 Thanks! 😊 3:43 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to judymtz18
  7. @Al3xOrtega tons como lo quieres vet papawh. 10:11 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Al3xOrtega
  8. @Al3xOrtega donde lo van a pasar? 10:03 AM May 25th via web in reply to Al3xOrtega
  9. We don't believe in filler, baby if I could I'd sit this out. 10:02 AM May 25th via web
  10. This is one more day on the verge of tears and now my head hurts and my health is a joke and now I gotta stop cause the headphone's broke. 10:02 AM May 25th via web
  11. I'm sick and sunk and I blame myself cause I make things harder and you're just trying to help. I got no gas winding out my gears. 10:01 AM May 25th via web
  12. At a chip on my shoulder I'm another day late and one year older, it's failure by design. And we just want sleep but this night is hell 10:00 AM May 25th via web
  13. Night I gotta race the clock. Let's say we go and crash your car and every time I leave you go and lock the door and I walk myself picking 9:59 AM May 25th via web
  14. This is a lesson in procrastination, I kill myself because I'm so frustrated and every single second that I put it off means another lonely 9:58 AM May 25th via web
  15. Gone to hell. This is one more sleepless night because we don't believe in filler baby if I could I'd sit this out. 9:56 AM May 25th via web
  16. Just trying to help. And when I wake up you're the first to call this is one more late night basement song and I'm so sore, my voice has 9:56 AM May 25th via web
  17. @Al3xOrtega "Yo solo sigo al mejor" que poser eres. 9:55 AM May 25th via web in reply to Al3xOrtega
  18. Watch you on the 1's and 2's through a window in a well lit room, become a recluse and I blame myself cause I make things harder and you're 9:53 AM May 25th via web
  19. @Al3xOrtega Si tu eres del Man U, solo le vas al Barça cuando quieres! 9:52 AM May 25th via web in reply to Al3xOrtega
  20. I need a hug. 😥 8:16 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS