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  1. Here's your first look at the new cast of 24. http://xrl.us/bgd2wv Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Be safe!
  2. THX @gjonz I have not. President Logan? http://xrl.us/bgd2wn
  3. Jack Bauer can keep a person trapped in a phone booth for hours with his voice alone. #24
  4. 24, #8 on the Top Ten TV Series of the Decade. http://xrl.us/bgdp68 #24
  5. Steven Segal doesn't watch porn. He jerks off to episodes of 24. #24
  6. Most people start their day with a bowl of cereal. Jack Bauer starts his day with a 9mm and a double figure body count. #24
  7. This next season, Jack Bauer won't work for CTU. CTU will work for Jack Bauer. #24
  8. If you mouth off to Jack Bauer you will die of natural causes, because Jack Bauer will naturally kill you. #24
  9. After having sex with your wife, apologize for not being Jack Bauer. #24
  10. To successfully interrogate Audrey Raines, all Jack Bauer would've had to do was go "all the way in."#24
  11. Edgar Stiles never stuttered before working at CTU, but after he stared into the eyes of Jack Bauer, he was never the same. #24
  12. Any man can piss on the floor. Jack Bauer shits on the ceiling. #24
  13. If your wife is having sex with Jack Bauer, pray to god that she gets pregnant. #24
  14. THX @iJohnVee Kim Bauer is the only person that can say "my dad can beat up your dad." #24
  15. If Tony Almeida were immortal, his name would be Jack Bauer. #24
  16. THX @itsmedave The Jack Bauer Visual Kill Count http://xrl.us/bf3z6e
  17. THX @entropypr Chuck Norris' Tyler Durden is Jack Bauer. #24
  18. The reason the girls from Girls Gone Wild flash the camera is because the camera has a picture of Jack Bauer taped to it. #24
  19. No one says, "Who's your daddy?" to Kim Bauer and lives to tell about it. #24
  20. Jack Bauer has never had to use the backspace button on his keyboard. #24