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  1. The ugly duckling has turned into a vaguely ethnic swan.about 10 hours ago from web
  2. I want to thank you. For showing me that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my age.10:14 PM Jul 2nd from web
  3. Gosh, I hope you got a picture of that with a camera on your beeper.5:24 PM Jun 27th from web
  4. Just to know she's filled with bile over me warms my heart.10:28 PM Jun 23rd from web
  5. Don't gloat. It makes you seem man-ish.2:57 PM Jun 21st from web
  6. What is this? A green card thing? Closet case? Slump buster? Bundy-esque serial killer?6:51 PM Jun 18th from web
  7. I haven't seen this many riled-up dirtbags since CVS started to put the cold medicine behind the counter.4:00 PM Jun 16th from web
  8. Since Giuliani left, it's getting harder to harvest hobo organs.9:57 PM Jun 15th from web
  9. I have the liberal media establishment at my disposal. The same manipulation machine that got Obama elected and donated to Rainstorm Katrina2:53 PM Jun 5th from web
  10. Clear my morning. I have to synergize backward overflow.7:16 PM May 21st from web
  11. You being dead is the best thing that ever happened to this movie. I wanna Tupac you.6:26 PM May 15th from web
  12. It's the biggest regret of my life. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.12:04 PM May 12th from web
  13. Enjoy your decorative air holders, you deserved them.2:14 PM May 10th from web
  14. Sometimes sexual bartering works: Salome, Mata Hari, Deborah Norville.10:57 PM May 6th from web
  15. Have you ever been to Florida? It's a criminal population. It's America's Australia.11:15 PM May 5th from web
  16. You'll do fine as long as you follow my Three Ds: Discretion, Docility and Don't Use My Bathroom.3:51 PM May 1st from web
  17. His life is like Enron, circa 1999. So wild.12:44 AM May 1st from web
  18. Somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody's perfect.7:33 PM Apr 27th from web
  19. I've already put my wedding announcement in Cigar Aficionado.1:35 AM Apr 26th from web
  20. This is decadent. And I once went to Miami with Daryl Strawberry.12:06 AM Apr 25th from web