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  1. Have good weekend folks. I probably can't be online until Monday. Tell STEVE JOBS I need a computer! Can't even check email. 5:19 PM Nov 13th from web
  2. #youknowyouruglyif your zits jump off your face and commit suicide. 4:50 PM Nov 12th from web
  3. #youknowyouruglyif toads are constantly courting you. 4:48 PM Nov 12th from web
  4. #youknowyouruglyif they ask if you'd kindly stay away from the zoo. 4:44 PM Nov 12th from web
  5. #youknowyouruglyif you get within 5 feet of the hot tub and it freezes over. 4:42 PM Nov 12th from web
  6. I'm going crazy without online access! This is a 'house computer' not much different than the library. 10:48 AM Nov 12th from web
  7. @TheEllenShow Ellen - PLEASE! I live on Skid Row and I need a new computer! Ask Steve Jobs okay? I'm tired of PCs. 10:46 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to TheEllenShow
  8. Still down with PC. Instruct followers to petition ELLEN to get STEVE JOBS to donate a new APPLE LAPTOP - SOON, while she's still giving. 10:43 AM Nov 12th from web
  9. My home pc is compromised by Microsoft's secret program to make everyone pay. So I'll be seeking the comfort of Mac - so I'll be out now. 2:32 PM Nov 10th from web
  10. #famoushoodquotes "Check yourself before you wreck yourself". 2:30 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. A lie can bring you down or carry you to great heights. Flip a coin. 2:28 PM Nov 10th from web
  12. @Inspektahdeck [#worstfeeling being black in a white neighborhood] Try being an old white fart in a black neighborhood. Everyone everywhere. 9:05 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to Inspektahdeck
  13. #worstfeeling Feeling like you're going to die, then realizing you probably won't yet. 9:04 PM Nov 9th from web
  14. paâ‹…nache: a grand or flamboyant manner; verve; style; flair: The actor who would play Cyrano must have panache. BELOW ME BEOTCH! (please?) 9:01 PM Nov 9th from web
  15. @grumpassgrumpaw [ I am having difficulty illistrating this thought on a napkin. ] That's a skill you only need in Hollywood (or physics). 8:43 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to grumpassgrumpaw
  16. "I want to hear you scream in terror" "Play some rap music" Bruce Willis, 'The Last Boy Scout' #greatmoviedialogue 8:42 PM Nov 9th from web
  17. @katboog [ me and my nigga go back like four flats on a cadillac. ] I'm-a-likin' that one. 8:39 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to katboog
  18. #famoushoodquotes "Never fight with a pig. You both get dirty but the pig likes it." 8:35 PM Nov 9th from web
  19. @megfowler Remember. Rat spelled backwards is tar. Whatever that means. 8:34 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to megfowler
  20. @Tymlee [Tymlee There And Back by Amelia Earhart #worldsthinnestbooks ] Oooo, that's wicked, me like. 8:31 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to Tymlee