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  1. Point of purchace you are my nemesis about 17 hours ago from txt
  2. The snow plow is now stuck in my road. 12:23 PM Dec 20th from txt
  3. Whats with all the dead christmas characters on peoples lawns? Deth 2 capitalismz! 7:31 AM Dec 16th from txt
  4. Stop 2 - the crowes nest - then to the yard! 6:08 PM Dec 12th from txt
  5. Foster and i will b rocking all 3 parties! First stop - rileys 4:10 PM Dec 12th from txt
  6. santa, turn off your fucking siren, IM TRYING TO SLEEP! 1:37 PM Dec 12th from web
  7. ugh too much coffee in my belly, too much greesey equals bent and read-y. pains, head warbly, maybe a nap. 10:18 AM Dec 12th from web
  8. Oh god why am i sick every tuesday 7:08 AM Dec 1st from txt
  9. I think every monday i will choose one person to fart on. 8:56 AM Oct 26th from txt
  10. I forgot my carrots. Nerts. 7:26 AM Oct 23rd from txt
  11. Went to haircutters, they turned me away. The mullet stays. 2:11 PM Oct 22nd from txt
  12. Nice out from inside sad sad 7:22 AM Oct 22nd from txt
  13. Carrot city, meet your new director of hud. 12:03 PM Oct 20th from txt
  14. Bait car! 5:28 PM Oct 19th from txt
  15. Its cold im hungry and my nipple hurts. 7:51 AM Oct 19th from txt
  16. Punch punch punch 7:09 AM Oct 16th from txt
  17. Holiday work is garbage. 7:16 AM Oct 12th from txt
  18. Its raining ice. 8:34 AM Oct 7th from txt
  19. oh hi!! 3:57 PM Oct 4th from web
  20. District nine? District ja! 5:39 PM Sep 17th from txt