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J_Derm

  1. IS THAT A THREAT? RT @ParisHilton: 11:11 - Make a Wish....
  2. I know Hatfields & McCoys is a Western but I think the title could work as a VH1 doc about dueling R&B families as well.
  3. @ChelseaVPeretti subtweet?
  4. No good can come from responding to this Craigslist post. twitter.com/J_Derm/status/…
  5. did u just RT yourself? RT @NikkiFinke: The big dog is back! Are u up for Arsenio return? RT @NikkiFinke: Arsenio Hall Tests Talk Show Water
  6. Whoever created the character of Hilary Banks on "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" should be receiving residuals for Paris Hilton's life.
  7. You guys should have played it safe & went with a Memorial Day tweet. RT @Snapple: 1 Snapple + 2 friends = 1 tough decision
  8. When the Bieber paparazzi assault goes to trial & Lifetime develops a movie, I nominate Kattan to play Harvey Levine. twitter.com/J_Derm/status/…
  9. This is either an adorable moment at the beach or a piss poor burial job. twitter.com/J_Derm/status/…
  10. Usually don't get too defensive about stuff but if u call me during the day & ask "Were u sleeping?" I turn into Johnnie Cochran reincarnate
  11. Plz remember those who gave their lives so their remaining loved ones could have the freedom to beg a celeb for an RT today in their honor.
  12. cc: @MarkCurry @ChelseaVPeretti RT @iamDiddy: Bay Area!!! Meet me in vegas tonight! The Bay area be deep as fuck in a Diddy party! Let's go!
  13. Wait, are characters welcome at USA?
  14. Well said, Oz. RT @OzzieGuillen: nice roimd of golf whit the boys still bad but y have fun miss. thinking my hick
  15. If I had 2 choose between going 2 an EXTRA taping @ The Grove or be a witness @ an innocent man's death penalty execution, I'd need a minute
  16. The most adult thing I've ever done was purchase a mattress.
  17. YO! MTV CAPS
  18. Is this a masturbation reference? RT @DrPhil: Show Advice: Sometimes, we have to give ourselves what we wish we could get from someone else.