J_Christ
- @alexhow I was just thinking about you, that's why ;)4:45 PM Jul 2nd from web
- @god OMG Dad?4:38 PM Jul 2nd from web
- @AskAnAtheist How do I tell my dad that I don't believe in God without him taking it personally?4:32 PM Jul 2nd from web
- If I ever got a gold cock piercing, I would become a rapper so I could drop "My cock is a rainbow and there's gold at the end" in a song.4:25 PM Jul 2nd from web
- Apparently, Carly Simon never got the "Do not use the Lord's name in vain" memo. I hope you know that I know that song is about ME, bitch.4:22 PM Jul 2nd from web
- I always hear, "I want a little Jesus in my life." Well, I have a vasectomy, but I know about 94 little Jesus bastards up for adoption.2:56 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- Best 90's band: New Found Glory. Worst 90's band: Pavement or Neutral Milk Hotel. I'm on so much meth right now. Time to take apart my Legos2:53 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- People ask where I live, but it's more that I'm a part of everything. Especially Limited Edition Cinnamon Sugar Sun Chips at Xmas time.2:50 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- @alexhow I feel better, because Santa's A-side is a happy, jolly and endearing march. The B-side is a sad, lonely, and obese murder ballad.2:42 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to alexhow
- @alexhow Okay, just wiki'd "Christ" and it means "anointed"...is that when you have to play doctor and put vodka on your buddy's stab wound?2:39 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to alexhow
- @girlmeetsgeek Yes, now you'll be like one of my Top Friends on MySpace, if MySpace was for prayers instead of for hitting on little tweens2:36 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to girlmeetsgeek
- @alexhow Yeah, well you didn't get switched from Jesus Sonofgod to Jesus Christ. What does Christ mean other than "Related to Christmas"?12:50 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to alexhow
- @parsifal I'd celebrate with you, but The Heckster is a top notch bro with impeccable taste in whores, weed, and blow. I miss my friend.12:44 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to parsifal
- If you love Depeche Mode, I can be your own "Personal Jesus" for $250/hour, payable in cash, animal crackers, or World of Warcraft gold.2:51 PM Jul 1st from web
- @colinmeloy If you guys wrote songs about the Bible rather than folk tales etc., you could be an arena-filling Christian sensation. Like me!2:49 PM Jul 1st from web
- @bluewillis I'm on it, I love dogs. I'll then go to the adopting family w/ an empty leash & a bag of Skittles, and say "Taste the rainbow."2:44 PM Jul 1st from web
- You might be surprised that the only place in my bachelor pad that I use Holy Water is in the bathroom - but only for flushing my toilet.2:39 PM Jul 1st from web
- @towngirlvegas I'll forgive all of your sins if you get me in for free...and you live in Sin City. You'll be the dopest kid on the strip.2:26 PM Jul 1st from web
- Little known fact: Jesus (me) was actually an American. Gotta love the red, white, and blue, y'all. GO USA.10:13 PM Jun 30th from web
- My 11th Commandment: Unfollow those who do not follow thyself, unless they are a female in heat or look like they can sell you dank green.6:51 PM Jun 30th from web
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- Name J_Christ
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Web http://snurl.com/...
- Bio Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?
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