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JWoodcockMP

  1. @Chelseabegley am not really. It is quite funny in a certain light.
  2. Ha! My neighbour. I prob agree wi him RT @LouiseMensch: sorry getting Lab colleagues confused. Meant all credit (in this case) to @JReedMP
  3. Um, @LouiseMensch and everyone giving me abuse -I haven't actually said anything about this. Bit distracted by three day old baby.
  4. @Chelseabegley it isn't, actually.
  5. @QuigTheDude so you did!
  6. @OnnMel he never has! No way.
  7. @QuigTheDude thanks Chris. Yep be good to write something when head not full of newborn's nappies.
  8. @QuigTheDude yes definitely
  9. @OnnMel he is dead to me after that atrocity.
  10. NO! It was a double A-side. Wash your mouth out RT @QuigTheDude: Perhaps he is paying the price? And wasn't Penny Lane the A-Side?
  11. Only thing I know about Mr Humperdinck is keeping Stawberry Fields/Penny Lane from No1 slot. Realise this fact probably been on auto-repeat.
  12. @learbird good luck finding him.
  13. Thx for lovely messages. M's no's 1 & 3 staying night in Furness General. All fine, even with hospital TV showing Andrew Lansley on repeat.
  14. Molly Woodcock born 2207 last night weighing 8lb 13oz. @Mandytelford & baby beautiful & well. Chubby cheeks & her mum's dark hair. Over moon
  15. Thanks for kind messages. Have been awarded £50 compensation, which was unexpected... Gonna see if could pay for some Kick it Out leaflets.
  16. The pair I had words with on train have pleaded guilty to racially aggrevated offence. Guy who assaulted me admitted that too. V pleased.
  17. @DaveSanks more on my website. Don't think where I was born has anything to do with it, but thanks for your views.