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ConvivialMan Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. ~ o.O 5:10 PM Apr 25th via web Retweeted by JUnivRejection
@ClosedAccessJ Caveat temptor, I must reject thee. Tho I thank thee for teaching me the word 'oubliette.' 10:01 PM Apr 11th via web
timsenior .@JUnivRejection @ClosedAccessJ I think you two need to use Direct Messaging now... 9:53 PM Apr 11th via TweetDeck Retweeted by JUnivRejection and 1 other
@ClosedAccessJ I'll show you my complete archives if you'll show me yours. 9:48 PM Apr 11th via web
@ClosedAccessJ Whoa whoa whoa. You're either about to violate your founding principle, or you're just a big, *ahem* Lock-tease. 9:45 PM Apr 11th via web in reply to ClosedAccessJ
@timsenior That's a good idea, BTW. But it sounds like a lot of work to set up. #FeelingLazy 9:36 PM Apr 11th via web in reply to timsenior
Hey @ClosedAccessJ, is that an actual picture of your vault-door, or is it a stock photo? 9:33 PM Apr 11th via web
timsenior @JUnivRejection You get to put a modern txt LOL message in and it adds filters to give it old fashioned proper grammar #Instagrammar 9:29 PM Apr 11th via TweetDeck in reply to JUnivRejection Retweeted by JUnivRejection
Another: it could apply filters to all your sentence to look like they were written in the 1970s #Instagrammar 9:29 PM Apr 11th via web
One idea: it could put a little squiggly red line underneath every word you misspell while typing #Instagrammar 9:28 PM Apr 11th via web
We're also looking for input as to what it'll do. #Instagrammar 9:27 PM Apr 11th via web
ClosedAccessJ @JUnivRejection This sounds like an excellent way to skim billi--- educate the young. We're in. 9:25 PM Apr 11th via Echofon in reply to JUnivRejection Retweeted by JUnivRejection
I'm starting a new company called Instagrammar. Who wants to invest $? 9:24 PM Apr 11th via web
@hildabast Haven't been missing it yet. But if we get bored we can always lower the submission prices... 1:34 PM Apr 7th via web in reply to hildabast
hildabast @JUnivRejection Sure, you've now scaled illustrious heights of exclusivity. But won't you miss rejecting mano a mano? 9:52 AM Apr 7th via web in reply to JUnivRejection Retweeted by JUnivRejection
That explains why we're following @aplusk (Ashton Kutcher) 1:32 PM Apr 7th via web
Sometimes we follow a famous Twitterer just so they'll be crushed when we unfollow them the next day. 1:31 PM Apr 7th via web
FINALLY PEOPLE STOP SUBMITTING! PAYWALL VERY EFFECTIVE! 11:00 PM Apr 5th via web
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jeanmadams @LSmeatonForrest @martinwhite33 @peter_tennant @gingerly_onward submit to universalrejection.org Predictable response prevents demoralisation. 7:17 AM Apr 4th via TweetDeck in reply to LSmeatonForrest Retweeted by JUnivRejection

Name J Univ Rejection
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Bio The founding principle of the Journal of Universal Rejection is rejection. All submissions, regardless of quality, will be rejected.