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  1. Crystalized methane is falling on a sea of liquid metal hydrogen outside. True our world is different, but we feel the same way.
  2. I'm having ambien nookie right now. In a parallel universe. With a chick.
  3. Holiday Handjobs at the Dilboy in Davis tonight. Not your grandma's craft fair. Filthy homo art, beer and BRDR on the platters.
  4. Hipsters with giant suitcases on their "way to Hearhrow" and a Precious type person smushed me into a corner and I missed the my stop!!!
  5. Too cold to jetpack to work. Had to train it with crying babies and scruffy hipsters. Made me feel human, compassionate.
  6. Beautiful mutants-- we must hold hands and watch the sunrise from the bottom of the sea.
  7. They will not controool us! They will stop degraaaaading us! Or maybe they will.
  8. My compliment of photon torpedoes is exhausted and phaser banks are at 4%. So fuck it, I'm going to ram my Starship into your face.
  9. I'm pretty sure that family I have living in my abandoned missile silo/lab are cooking meth.
  10. It took all of Barber's Adagio for the train to come. Luckily Amsterdam from Jaques Brel by way of Scott Walker up next under the letter A.
  11. Al Parker would make a fun Santa. Not Al Parker now. He's a skeleton. I mean the one from 1979.
  12. All this fruity music with the chick singing in baby talk and sunny landscapes made of people in colorful leotards is BUMMING ME OUT.
  13. I can't wait to watch Hulk on Retro tv tonight. I hope Banner gets caught by that stupid reporter and then Hulks out and kills him.
  14. Watching Hulk on Retro TV.Banner is an idiot, always getting into trouble then he skulks off at the end scared to tell the world his plight.
  15. My phone just made a weird beeping sound I never heard before. Made me nervous.
  16. Happy birthday Vampira. Jamie Dean still loves you. He just told me.
  17. Jersey Shore is the best show ever!!!!
  18. I wish I had a 1958 Dodge with a Hemi and a Harley Davidson Sportster and a new computer and a giant Victorian house.
  19. Tell me about the Door, Doctor.
  20. On my back with a cold from hell. Max and Beau are taking care of me. Wish they would fetch me some tea and biscuits, but they lack thumbs.