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JTLovell1979

  1. Fuckbiscuits. Or fuck biscuits, more like.
  2. @Chez_Em Ha, thanks but I'm really not clever - I wish I was though :) x
  3. @juniewal @Moominstrudel x
  4. @Chez_Em I'd have to ask Aristotle :)
  5. @ellaboheme @LilythePurr Ah, it's okay. It's a form of exercise I guess.
  6. Obviously I'd try to stop shaking during Britain's Got Talent so that everyone's televisions turned off then. I'm nasty like that.
  7. If it was possible to harness the energy of body shaking, I could power all of Doncaster's kettles this evening.
  8. @ChuckCash It's difficult to tell.
  9. Kafka the Otter
  10. @ChuckCash You're VOLUNTARILY watching it again? You are shunned.
  11. @SaireBennetto Thanks, S. I appreciate it x
  12. @SaireBennetto Pretty much the same here too x
  13. @Ita99 @kyleorchid A bit, but I'll be fine, ta x
  14. "To get any medical help on a Saturday, press the number "pi" on your keypad" "But...I don't have that number." "Bad luck. Bye"
  15. @CLB_7 Oh, I wish I was educated. Sadly I'm not - it's all smoke and mirrors.
  16. @jo_the_hat I'll move from amber to red alert.
  17. @Purrfunct I refuse to open paradoxes.
  18. @LilythePurr It does, thanks :)
  19. @emjric They appeal to a very small demographic
  20. @LilythePurr Hello. Audrey or Katherine?