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JS_Carcache

  1. @RayWJ The guy could have thought that the chick he was supposed to send the message to was calling him a dick... But he will figure it out 6:29 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to RayWJ
  2. When I say hi to someone, 65% of the times I think: Should I know who this is? The other 35%:... Is it wrong that I don't know who this is? 7:08 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. I really hope to see a 3 Hangover movie... But after Vegas and Bankok those guys will have to get REALLY wasted to end up in a worst place 5:10 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. Osama Bin Laden: World's worst pilot who accidentally crashed into the twin towers in his first flight... What? Too soon? #TheLighterSide 7:43 PM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. I love playing cards w/ my family 4 money. Pure gambling family fun. We should open a casino... TheFiveSpades:Get your kid's allowance back! 2:51 PM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. I saw an old man in the market who looked a lot like a zombie... Maybe he was just THAT old but I still got hopes for my zombie apocalypse! 5:28 PM May 20th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. I tried to give CSI a try since it's so famous... but when I realized that there were 5 of them I turned off the TV and took a nap instead.. 1:47 PM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. Great class in @JUJITSUECUADOR tonight. Although from a distance, It looked a lot like a bar fight... I'm gonna be sore in the morning... 7:54 PM May 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. Artificial flavored corn n cheese crackers that actually taste like the real deal... Aside from my toilet paper iPad idea, what a marvel! 4:35 PM May 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. "@KenaRibiero8851: @JS_Carcache Find out how to get a ipad! bit.ly/J17tni?=zptz" Hurray! Free toilet paper!!! 4:02 PM May 17th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. What is it with laptops that they just keep getting thinner by the year? There will come the day we will mistake toilet paper for an iPad... 3:19 PM May 17th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  12. My dad bought a Wi-Fi box for the computer 2 months ago, and to this day, we've got no idea on how it works... Ahhhhh, technology 2:13 PM May 16th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. Is there some sort of organ in a couch cushion that produces change beneath it? I'll grow my own couch farm n never run out of change again 2:34 PM May 15th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. I got a new deodorant and I haven't got the slightest clue on how to open it...That's how you know it's fancy! 3:45 PM May 14th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  15. I always complain of too many commercials during movies on TV, But when there aren't any... When are you suposed to go get yourself a snack? 5:00 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  16. "Facebook is private. It's for me and 80 634 of my closest friends..." Pleeeeeease! Don't kid yourselves folks... 12:07 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. Happy mother's day to everybody out there! Well... Everyone out there who's a mom. Everyone else can wait for their own day... #mother'sday 10:16 AM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  18. If 2012 happens like in the movie I would b very disapointed...I always wanted to part of a Zombie apocalypse. Better put the machete away.. 9:29 AM May 12th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  19. I'm not the best cook, but if I'm stranded in an island with nothing more than a gas stove, pans and a fridge... I think I would survive 2:07 PM May 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  20. When grandpa tells a story, everyone falls asleep. When Morgan Freeman tells a story... A new religion in born... #SuperFreeman 2:07 PM May 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  • Name Sebastian Carcache
  • Location Ecuador
  • Bio Always time to kick back and laugh at our messed up world... Got some time on your clock? Then why not do it now?
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