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@YEGronaldo They're all laying down and are pretty obscured at the moment. I'll keep an eye out though #KeepMoreThanMyEyeOutHIIIIOOOOOHHHHHH 1:47 PM May 26th via web in reply to YEGronaldo
No less than six hot girls in bikinis suntanning on the rooftop patio across the street. Clearly I moved into the wrong building #Gawking 1:43 PM May 26th via web
@Boosbag @TheMenacer gifmayhem.com/wp-content/gal… 1:40 PM May 26th via web in reply to Boosbag
@TheMenacer "Excuse me, is there a section specifically for body disposal?" 12:17 PM May 26th via web in reply to TheMenacer
Congrats to all my people that won Leo awards last night. It's the Canadian film/TV version of those worlds greatest dad statues 12:17 PM May 26th via web
@ashmash09 Haha they're hard to figure out sometimes! We also have quite a few of them falling out of their mounts and crashing to the floor 10:27 PM May 25th via web in reply to ashmash09
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I could cut an entire hour long episode of nothing but hilarious shots of our camera guys turning on/off the GoPros 10:07 PM May 25th via web
NHLbyMatty kovalchuk has won me over. He's better player than ovechkin, can play both sides of puck. 9:57 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by JSBMrevolution and 31 others
adelfiacco10 @JSBMrevolution @theroyalhalf Unlikely. The only person generating any Oscar talk this early is Best Actor hopeful Mike Smith. #deadhorse 8:37 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JSBMrevolution Retweeted by JSBMrevolution and 1 other
@adelfiacco10 @theroyalhalf Are you sure he wasn't just still in Oscars mode? #GoldenBoyIndeed 8:32 PM May 25th via web in reply to adelfiacco10
adelfiacco10 @JSBMrevolution @theroyalhalf Right on cue, Eric Kuselias appears on NBC sportstalk all bronzed up for this Cup final! twitter.com/adelfiacco10/s… 8:30 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JSBMrevolution Retweeted by JSBMrevolution
dstaples So you might get nothing if you give up 2nd rounder for Schultz. But 2nd rounders often turn out to be nothing. 8:17 PM May 25th via TweetDeck Retweeted by JSBMrevolution
dstaples Some folks wouldn't give up 2nd rounder to get negotiation rights to Schultz. Little chance a second rounder will have such promise. #Oilers 8:14 PM May 25th via TweetDeck Retweeted by JSBMrevolution and 1 other
@Lowetide_ Lot of very likeable players on that Devils team, though I think LA has the edge with the faux-Cinderella story 8:12 PM May 25th via web in reply to Lowetide_
VagabondJim @JSBMrevolution @theroyalhalf Yes, but one side's will be a real, natural tan; the other's will be orange, spray on crap. 8:09 PM May 25th via web in reply to JSBMrevolution Retweeted by JSBMrevolution
@Corydakin Well, they kind of did this season, it's just unfortunate those players were Horcoff, Belanger and the ghost of Ryan Smyth 8:06 PM May 25th via web in reply to Corydakin
So I guess teams WON'T be using the "play the same 7 players 55 minutes a night" strategy next season then? 8:03 PM May 25th via web
@theroyalhalf The most tanned crowds in NHL playoff history, that's for sure 8:01 PM May 25th via web in reply to theroyalhalf
theroyalhalf LA fans vs NJ fans. North America... prepare yourself for the ultimate in douchebaggery. 7:59 PM May 25th via Echofon Retweeted by JSBMrevolution and 52 others