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JRA_Mills

Two days in the sun and my skin is now more red than that of a "Native American".... about 2 hours ago via Mobile Web
greghemphill69 Was asked by The Sun today how I felt about the SNP and Scottish Independence. I said there was a curtain on the polling booth for a reason. about 6 hours ago via web Retweeted by JRA_Mills and 67 others
GusLymburn The real Eurovision winners are the people who didn't watch it. 6:29 AM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by JRA_Mills and 2 others
_caustic_ 4 hours, $600 to go! GAAAAAAH!!!!! kck.st/JBNf9u 9:26 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by JRA_Mills
Anyone in town want to go for a pint? Now is an excellent time to say so.. 8:30 AM May 25th via Mobile Web
@BigNowhereBilly silly billy. Pun intended. 5:22 AM May 25th via Mobile Web in reply to BigNowhereBilly
@atlasbagshaw Precisely. Thanks to the invention of hashtags, the threads of their untruths will continue to unravel. 5:08 AM May 25th via Mobile Web in reply to atlasbagshaw
atlasbagshaw #LiesWomenTellMen The Earth is round. 4:06 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by JRA_Mills
@atlasbagshaw Haha, I missed that when you tweeted it! I'm glad we are both aware of their deceit on that one though. 5:04 AM May 25th via Mobile Web in reply to atlasbagshaw
@BigNowhereBilly Why?? 5:02 AM May 25th via Mobile Web in reply to BigNowhereBilly
#LiesWomenTellMen the earth is round. 4:47 AM May 25th via Mobile Web
@JaneyGodley I've always said if they do autopsy on me I'll be bright orange day-glo on the inside, thanks to excessive Irn Bru consumption 4:44 AM May 25th via Mobile Web in reply to JaneyGodley
Discovering that exercise regimes work best if you don't take a five-month break in the middle... #ow 3:51 AM May 25th via Mobile Web
Jumped the train cos it's faster than the bus, given the heat & associated discomfort. Naw, overhead line problems. Standstill. #scotfail 8:23 AM May 24th via Mobile Web
ColinCowe @suzieontheradio How much of a tool would you feel . twitter.com/BownScott/stat… 2:52 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by JRA_Mills and 22 others
remittancegirl New RG Post: Offense – The New Second Hand Smoke goo.gl/fb/Vk8wV 12:25 AM May 24th via Google Retweeted by JRA_Mills and 12 others
@Energia @Revolveruk Pity you couldn't get it in a more accessible Glasgow cinema - Showcase is miles out of town. 4:00 AM May 23rd via Mobile Web in reply to Energia
Today is all about Laibach #ironsky 3:54 AM May 23rd via Mobile Web
jwelshheenan been attacked by ten different wasps 2day, bastarding things. On a separate note I've ran out of hair gel so have been using jam instead 3:42 AM May 23rd via web Retweeted by JRA_Mills and 1 other
uberbyte soundcloud.com/uberbyte/arche… You got till roundabout 17:00 GMT to check this out. Go listen.... fb.me/1UW1YyB6k 1:55 AM May 23rd via Facebook Retweeted by JRA_Mills and 1 other

Name Jordan R.A. Mills
Location Glasgow, home of the kiss
Web http://jramills.w...
Bio Fledgling stand-up comedian hoping that one day someone will pay me to say/write funny things.