JPsCranky
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There are some strange happenings going on here.
about 5 hours ago
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Gibbs: "Uhhh uhhhhh uhhhh." He sounds like a community college freshman public speaking class reject. He gets a 'U' for "Uhhh-nprepared".
10:44 AM Jan 5th
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P.S. Don't look so surprised that I gave you the finger. Judging by your self-important demeanor you prob get flipped off on a reg basis.
10:21 AM Jan 5th
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Dear D-Bag @ the 4-way Stop, I stopped b4 you got near your stop sign. Don't wave me on like you're being nice. You're an asshole. Love, JP
10:20 AM Jan 5th
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HEAT! I HAVE HEAT! I forgot how nice it feels. 2010 is starting off okie dokie.
4:31 PM Jan 4th
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MySpace ad: "Log in, say hi" Say hi to who? Tom? Cause he's the only one on and that's because he made it. Otherwise he'd be on fb.
9:34 AM Jan 4th
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I'm back in reality and by "reality" I mean "hell".
9:25 AM Jan 4th
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@ No problem! Good to know my evil ways are catching on!
7:38 PM Jan 1st
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I'm making spite brownies. My daughter refused to eat her peas at dinner and I'm going to eat brownies in front of her and laugh.
5:53 PM Jan 1st
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2010 hasn't started yet and it's already off to a shitty start. Great.
7:11 PM Dec 31st, 2009
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Dear 2009, You sucked. You *really* sucked. You sucked like a cheap whore with the clap. Tell your friend 2010 to bring it. Love, JP
3:45 PM Dec 31st, 2009
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Um... Where did this snow come from? The last time I went outside there was none. And that was like 6 hrs ago.
10:04 AM Dec 31st, 2009
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"I want something little to eat. How 'bout fries? But not those orange ones you make. The white ones." - my daughter.
6:31 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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@ I second that but I'm adding a swift kick to the ass.
3:11 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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I don't care what anyone says. Rice Krispy Treats are a perfectly acceptable breakfast. They *are* made from Rice Krispies, afterall.
10:58 AM Dec 28th, 2009
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You know you're a mom when you go into your pocket at a bar to take out $ and you pull out 2 pairs of Barbie shoes instead.
9:37 PM Dec 27th, 2009
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ugh i drank too mubh. Ps tganks rain for melting the snow. I owe ya.
12:15 AM Dec 27th, 2009
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@ Ha ha he was a dirty lurker. I don't take food from drifters.
10:58 PM Dec 26th, 2009
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Thanks creepy bar guy but I don't want your roofie cookies.
10:27 PM Dec 26th, 2009
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@ What the heck? You friended Heather on fb but you didn't follow me! Whatevs
6:15 PM Dec 26th, 2009
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- Name JP Lev
- Location Long Island
- Web http://crankybetc...
- Bio Meiriceá go Brách! Geek. Slightly narcissistic. Libertarian. Insomniac. Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time.
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