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  1. Since we first met, @heynadine has been a great person, always positive, always good to hang out with.*hugs* My thoughts with you and yours. 5 minutes ago from web
  2. OH NO! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE! => http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3j4CC5136Q @swiftkaratechop 12 minutes ago from web
  3. Twitter Poll: What drugs is @ilove_shoes using, and do you think she can use more than me? 14 minutes ago from web
  4. @supricky06 This is just fantasy. Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. 20 minutes ago from web
  5. This is the most epic Christmas story ever told on @dailybooth -> http://dailybooth.com/JPSalamanca/2148967 23 minutes ago from web
  6. I'm watching a porn video called "Frankencock." I am proud of this fact. about 1 hour ago from web
  7. I died ==> http://dailybooth.com/JPSalamanca/2148967 about 3 hours ago from web
  8. I'm opening people's Christmas cards early on @dailybooth! Was yours one of them?!?!?! => http://dailybooth.com/JPSalamanca/2148967 about 3 hours ago from web
  9. @DeenaMarie Well see, the entire plot centers around a love story while the historical context is variant in the...crap. The movie's crap. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to DeenaMarie
  10. YOU STUPID FREAKING IDIOTS, WILL YOU HELP OUT @ANNIESORENSEN (sp, sahrry) ALREADY!?!?!? => http://dailybooth.com/AnnieSorensen/2148245 about 3 hours ago from web
  11. @MyAnnoyances #BatmanMakesMeJizz <---make this a trending topic. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to MyAnnoyances
  12. It's because of @shanedawson that we have this outstanding achievement to look forward to => http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W73_hcyc6Dg about 4 hours ago from web
  13. Congrats @shanedawson! about 4 hours ago from web
  14. @CharlotteSpeaks He knows you're British and doesn't trust you on your own dental care (roight roight wot wot) about 5 hours ago from web in reply to CharlotteSpeaks
  15. Did you know that @Supered86 is cooler than putting a rotten Christmas tree down your pants screaming,"I'm @KarenAlloy's hamster?" #omgfacts about 5 hours ago from web
  16. @heynadine @buckhollywood @tayzonday @shanedawson @shaycarl I wasn't invited 'cause my penis is white but my ass is black...Chess anyone? about 6 hours ago from web
  17. @xBaileyPaige You're the last person in the world who deserves that. I don't want you to end up as jaded as me. It happened to me too. about 6 hours ago from web
  18. @xBaileyPaige Bailey do NOT fucking take that shit. Seriously, don't. Fucking fight back or report but don't let it slide. You'll regret it about 6 hours ago from web in reply to xBaileyPaige
  19. @flytographer If you want me to call ya sometime, just let me know. Or let any of us know - we haven't forgotten about you Liz, me for sure! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to flytographer
  20. @heynadine @buckhollywood @tayzonday @shanedawson @shaycarl ...I'm naked under this kilt. Want some butter? about 6 hours ago from web