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  1. @Quisitali Don't forget gambling. That's reason number two I'm loving to go...oh, that and a bunch of friends I guess.
  2. @Quisitali So meh, your pretty self will be just fine in that city.
  3. @Quisitali Oh whatevs. I dunno how these tubers will react to Vegas - it's not about a bunch of lights, it's about fucking. =P
  4. @SchoolTechTV Dang skippy, sir.
  5. @MyAnnoyances I dunno, I don't have the same connections I did when I was in the Army.
  6. @Quisitali Why are you scared? Last time I went, I had two strippers let me eat their vaginas out which was filled with whip cream.
  7. Yeah, @SuperEd86 - I dunno, the Youtube crowd's awkwardness won't stand when I bring everyone to a strip club the first night.
  8. I'm more excited for a Las Vegas Gathering than an NYC Gathering. I'm a God damn great sinner.
  9. So I'm not going to tweet for the rest of the night since I'll be on my way to New York City so I can strangle @MyAnnoyances. -_-
  10. @MissAlissa15 Thank you for not using the E word.
  11. @Quisitali Wait...girls don't have penises?
  12. @Quisitali The only stupid question is the one everyone else but me asks. #JPWasTheBestStudentEver
  13. @bigwhiteseth But it's the slow version. You can actually fall asleep to it
  14. @Share81 Older Sister > Younger Sister. Nice pownage.
  15. @shaycarl is the funniest man alive.
  16. @DeniseVlogs ...go with diet soda, it's the best thing for you, diet sodas are the ultimate elixir to the soul. #IWannaBeDifferent
  17. @DeniseVlogs Yes, absolutely. The amount of sodium in soda only helps retain water and gain weight, ergo diet sodas = http://bit.ly/Jbl12
  18. Dear @SchoolTechTV - don't EVER change your username without notifying me. Sheesh. White people man. -_-
  19. @Share81 It's like a William S. Burroughs novel in reality and on Youtube. :D
  20. @MyAnnoyances Easy. Experience.