JOEDOEchef
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Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America. -____-
about 16 hours ago
via UberSocial for BlackBerry
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@ is throwing the bologna over her shoulder like a continental soldier!
10:22 PM May 27th
via Camera on iOS
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Just posted a photo
9:22 PM May 27th
via Instagram
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Is it a rule now that Betty White has to be in everything? Because she is simply ruining this porn for me.
8:54 PM May 27th
via web
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Mosquitoes never pick me :(
8:21 PM May 27th
via Buffer
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Consumed massive amounts of red meat and beer today. Success!
8:26 PM May 27th
via web
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It really doesn't matter if the baby's smoking a cigarette or a joint, I think we can all agree that's one fucking cool baby.
8:27 PM May 27th
via web
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Whether you're eating your own , Bubbie's brisket or at a diner, remember National Brisket Day, May 28! @ @
8:13 PM May 27th
via web
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@ you and ten others can say that! Haha! Sayville was a rival of ours in hs football
8:12 PM May 27th
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from Manhattan, NY
in reply to noahfecksphoto
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If they ever put a DUI checkpoint at a Taco Bell drive thru were all screwed.
4:59 PM May 27th
via Twitter for Android
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@ I meant did u go?
8:06 PM May 27th
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from Manhattan, NY
in reply to noahfecksphoto
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@ are u from sayville?
8:06 PM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
from Manhattan, NY
in reply to noahfecksphoto
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I wonder if lesbian bitches ever get the carpet munchies?
6:11 PM May 27th
via Echofon
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I'm just happy I got a lot of pot
6:21 PM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@
7:19 PM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
from Manhattan, NY
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Even after a few drinks I am fucking awesome
3:51 PM May 27th
via Twitter for Android
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Stop putting drugs up your nose, and smoke gods green gold.
3:50 PM May 27th
via web
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I don't fucking get olives! Keep them off my food yo!
5:24 PM May 27th
via Twitter for Android
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Ok @ @ took my fav sandwich off menu () but r totally redeemed w/ duck egg, shoulder ...
11:49 AM May 27th
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@ @ sorry I fear no competitor in the genre of biscuits
7:55 AM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
from Manhattan, NY
in reply to wagz2it
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