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JMGIII

  1. Check out the Beta version food & travel badass @d_rosengarten's new blog. bit.ly/K0jI9a
  2. @allconsuming Tears, and recriminations and profanity. In my delirium I might have blasphemed.
  3. @allconsuming I screamed for morphine. Was that close?
  4. @MadrasAndPearls Emphysema/chemo take the shine off cute.
  5. @MadrasAndPearls Worse than that! #Dealbreaker
  6. Awful tummyache downgraded to merely "bad tummyache." #YouDoNotWantToKnow #DoNotEnvyMe
  7. @TheEMG1 Ouchies. Is everything OK now? (Lie if you have to.)
  8. @imagineeringdis This one looks a bit better: bit.ly/JmMZWt
  9. @TheEMG1 Wow.
  10. @allconsuming I think I may be in labo(u)r.
  11. @allconsuming Serves me right for playing host and not drinking any.
  12. Awful tummyache in the middle of the night. Decorum forbids further elaboration. #DoNotEnvyMe
  13. @dellapina :-(
  14. RT @MadrasAndPearls: You were cute until you started smoking 💨 #fail
  15. @bflay Pulled pork but w. Cuban mojo, spectacular. (I'm not a very good Cuban, I add a bit of heat to my mojo.)
  16. @Joel_DiPippa @dawinship That shaking thing still jars one's senses.
  17. @LisaBirnbach Had @PaulGauguin moved here, we'd have priceless paintings of retirees.
  18. @LisaBirnbach Is there a Books & Books in Tahiti?
  19. Hey @dawinship, weigh in on this: bit.ly/KTr9yV
  20. (also, the fruit trees are RIOTING with limes, et al., even AFTER the parrots have spent two weeks snacking on them between assignations)