Get short, timely messages from JoeGarcia.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @JMGIII.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow JMGIII to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Country	Code	For customers of
Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Australia	0198089488 Telstra
Canada	21212 (any)
United Kingdom	86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia	89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland	51210 O2
India	53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan	90903 Zain
New Zealand	8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States	40404 (any)

JMGIII

Check out the Beta version food & travel badass @d_rosengarten's new blog. bit.ly/K0jI9a 12:22 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
@allconsuming Tears, and recriminations and profanity. In my delirium I might have blasphemed. 3:44 AM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to allconsuming
@allconsuming I screamed for morphine. Was that close? 3:29 AM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to allconsuming
@MadrasAndPearls Emphysema/chemo take the shine off cute. 12:13 AM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to MadrasAndPearls
@MadrasAndPearls Worse than that! #Dealbreaker 12:01 AM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to MadrasAndPearls
Awful tummyache downgraded to merely "bad tummyache." #YouDoNotWantToKnow #DoNotEnvyMe 11:29 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
@TheEMG1 Ouchies. Is everything OK now? (Lie if you have to.) 11:13 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to TheEMG1
@imagineeringdis This one looks a bit better: bit.ly/JmMZWt 11:13 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to imagineeringdis
@TheEMG1 Wow. 11:07 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to TheEMG1
@allconsuming I think I may be in labo(u)r. 11:07 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to allconsuming
@allconsuming Serves me right for playing host and not drinking any. 11:06 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to allconsuming
Awful tummyache in the middle of the night. Decorum forbids further elaboration. #DoNotEnvyMe 10:47 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
@dellapina :-( 10:42 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to dellapina
RT @MadrasAndPearls: You were cute until you started smoking 💨 #fail 10:41 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
@bflay Pulled pork but w. Cuban mojo, spectacular. (I'm not a very good Cuban, I add a bit of heat to my mojo.) 5:53 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to bflay
@Joel_DiPippa @dawinship That shaking thing still jars one's senses. 5:52 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to Joel_DiPippa
@LisaBirnbach Had @PaulGauguin moved here, we'd have priceless paintings of retirees. 3:28 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to LisaBirnbach
@LisaBirnbach Is there a Books & Books in Tahiti? 3:17 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to LisaBirnbach
Hey @dawinship, weigh in on this: bit.ly/KTr9yV 3:03 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
(also, the fruit trees are RIOTING with limes, et al., even AFTER the parrots have spent two weeks snacking on them between assignations) 2:48 PM May 26th via TweetDeck

Name JoeGarcia
Location Fringe o' Paradise
Web http://basiccivil...
Bio Solipsistic, jesuitical, erudite, oenophile, bibliophile, sartorial idol, bartender. The most brilliant screenwriter not working in Hollywood these days.