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JLYoungsma

Roofies work for children AND pets. instagr.am/p/LMCoZ_K5wn/ about 1 hour ago via Instagram
And then....someone tells me I look like Lisa Marie Presley. 5:32 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@christiewalker It was SO good to finally hangout!!! I was sad to see you go. <3 2:17 PM May 25th via web in reply to christiewalker
This is going well. instagr.am/p/K4KR2oq57v/ 10:49 PM May 20th via Instagram
Woot! Eclipse... @ PGA WEST Weiskopf Course instagr.am/p/K3tj05q55l/ 6:37 PM May 20th via Instagram
gotta figure out how to lose 30 lbs in 2 hours... Hanging out with skinny b*tches by the pool. At least these babes are the sweetest. 12:11 PM May 20th via web
@neonfawn nope! We are totally done! ;)) 9:38 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to neonfawn
Is that a tree between your legs or are you just happy to see me? @ Home Depot instagr.am/p/K1YiHPq5_c/ 8:57 PM May 19th via Instagram
@larissabree drive. ;) 6:05 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to larissabree
You what's a Ryan Gosling movie boner killer? Watching HOP, right afterwards. 5:56 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
@MattyPRAYS exactly. My 1 free day of the week. Putting my noise canceling headphones on now. ;) 12:38 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MattyPRAYS
Why did I have babies 17 months apart? So I can go through the terrible 2's and terrifying 3's at the same time? In the same day? And hour? 12:35 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
HOLYMOTHEROFGOD #terribletwos 11:19 AM May 18th via web
And now I crawl back into my migraine cave.... 9:43 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
I might of teared up a little when Zoe said so-n-so "doesn't like me.".... Ugh, heartbreak! I hate to see her feelings hurt. 9:40 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
JennyJohnsonHi5 Sex with Marc Anthony must be like having sex with an ankle. 12:38 PM May 16th via Echofon Retweeted by JLYoungsma and 477 others
Thiiiis close to hiding under the couch... Why are my kids unruly monsters today? Gimme my sweet, well behaved babies back! 1:27 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
@MattyPRAYS @netflix my vagina just clenched. 11:06 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MattyPRAYS
I vacuumed, bleached and swiffered on Mothers Day, because I am that neurotic. 8:30 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
Braless and stretchy pants... Mothers Day is good. Thank you all for the well wishes! <3 #heartisfull 4:58 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone