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JJPorter

  1. New Architects album is a return to form. It's not quite 'Hollow Crown', though.
  2. @dan12bry Haha, I hope I will!
  3. Torche at Captain's Rest in September. I hope I'm still in the country then.
  4. Bought the new Architects album and an Off!/Trash Talk ticket. YES.
  5. Got the worst haircut I've ever had today. My head looks like a microphone. Bought a hat immediately after I left the barbers.
  6. Soccer Aid is bollocks.
  7. Well done to Crewe. They've been on an amazing run over the last few months of the season.
  8. What a goal by Nick Powell!
  9. Good start by Crewe in the playoff final.
  10. BIRTHING THE GIANT.
  11. Wonderful song. youtube.com/watch?v=1FwirB…
  12. Spain's Euro squad is frightening. Soldado should be in there though.
  13. I hate Baroness Warsi.
  14. Ultimate #shinfo there.
  15. I was going to pull one of my legendary all-nighters, but my back hurts, so I need to lie on my bed, so I will probably fall asleep.