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JEvansIOW

I seem to dwell every time i listen to family friend by the vaccines. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
khyaguy Have a feeling I'm not gunna sleep tonight about 6 hours ago via Mobile Web Retweeted by JEvansIOW and 1 other
I want a really famous Caucasian music artist to say 'nigger' in one of their songs and see if they get away with it. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@maccahm Interesting ey. Looking forward to see this whipper snapper! about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maccahm
I haven't even seen Eden Hazard play if I'm honest... about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
MarcinSeder I hope Hazard does really well at Chelsea, just because everyone else seems to think it's a bad move for him. about 8 hours ago via web Retweeted by JEvansIOW and 2 others
@MarcinSeder they've given the 2022 world cup to Quatar, they have made some dodgy decisions. We all know Sepp Blatter is a plonker. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MarcinSeder
I think one of the worse bits of that documentary was the Ukrainian head police officer saying the fans were pointing & not saluting. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@MarcinSeder you'll have to go on BBC I player. If it makes you feel better, the Ukrainian fans are worse ;) about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MarcinSeder
chris_stark Platini and Blatter continue to amaze me, how are they at the head of football? It's actually disgusting. #panorama about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by JEvansIOW and 206 others
@MarcinSeder you need to watch the Panorama programme on I player! Obviously we don't know everything behind it though. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MarcinSeder
jackwedderkop Why did FIFA choose a host nation that is openly displaying racism and not appearing to act on it. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by JEvansIOW and 2 others
@MarcinSeder the violence and racism there is awful. Always knew that, but just watched the panorama programme on it, terrible! about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MarcinSeder
UEFA giving Poland & Ukraine Euro 2012 to host was an awful decision. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@FernGoody yer about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to FernGoody
I Wanna Be Ft Aaron Taylor by Mr Enigma via #soundcloud soundcloud.com/mr-enigma/i-wa… about 14 hours ago via Tweet Button
My little bro is bouncing on the trampoline shouting ' I love this man, let's rock on' love him, legend. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Ild prefer to have a more common name, like 'Freddy Smith'. 3:25 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@Chris_Foss haha, aww :') (mainly meant just turning up at someone's house though...) 3:17 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Chris_Foss
@Chris_Foss someday I may be that rat child 3:11 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Chris_Foss

Name Dont Be A Coconut
Location isle of wight
Bio 18 year old P.A student inspired by Julian, John, Liam, Dave, Lucas & Walliams. Strokes fan boy and a wheat free cunt. P.U.P