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  1. Today is the 21st anniversary of our first MST3k on KTMA in Mpls. I wonder if the banks are open?
  2. But if Lou Dobbs runs for President, he'll take votes away from...hmmm. Lou! Lou! Lou!
  3. People are now comedy sketch fact-checking? BTW, "Who", "What", & "I Don't Know" never played infield for St. Louis.
  4. @beautifulmind1 Thanks. Unfortunately, that's my most marketable skill.
  5. More Americans are expected to travel this year for Thanksgiving. Sadly, none of them are my in-laws.
  6. Michael Jackson's doctor returned to work at his Houston clinic today. First in line - Rockwell and El DeBarge.
  7. Thanks to all who came to see us at the Family Arena last night. Hope you had fun. We sure did.
  8. Flew to St. Louis yesterday. @SklarBrothers (Jason) was onboard with wife and very cute, very good flyer of a baby.
  9. I just caught myself packing extra underwear for my trip, as if I might shit my pants or fall into a pool.
  10. @TraceBeaulieu Yeah, sure...glug, glug, glug.
  11. Sen. Robert Byrd has become the longest serving Congress member. He has also passed Hormel in pork processing.
  12. Slayer and Megadeath are teaming up for a winter tour. Get your tickets now for this life-affirming evening of song.
  13. Wanted to see 2012, but it was sold out. Oh well, it's not the end of the world.
  14. Sure, I may be at home on a sat night roasting a chicken, but next Sat night I'm playing a friggin' arena! http://bit.ly/fWJFc
  15. To be clear, it's the year 2012 when the earth ends, not when the movie opens? Just checking before I do all this work I need get done.
  16. There are 11 body parts named after people. That's not counting the one's we name ourselves, are you with me fellas?
  17. NASA has also discovered that there's water in Detroit. Nonetheless, they say it's too dangerous to send people there.
  18. That's one small step for water, one giant leap for liquidkind.
  19. I screwed up and bought "Post-Modern Warfare 2". My character just runs around rejecting technique and purity of form.
  20. A British man broke the world record for pulling a bus with his hair. He's just baiting me to come out of retirement.