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jdharm

  1. Thanks for everything in Toronto RT @djdiscod Killer time yesterday gents! We'll roll out the red carpet anytime your back up north! about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Choosy chick in Party Line commercial: twitvid.com/ISDRT about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. "It's not weird I masturbated to "Faces Of Death" is it?" #thirddateicebreakers @jennyandteets about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Making a joke that I'm as well endowed as him. Sorry it went over your head RT @Woof5 why did u feel compelled to make a twit about this??? about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. "I totally just cropdusted those guys at the bar." #thirddateicebreakers @jennyandteets about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. "I used to be pen pals with Jeffrey Dahmer." #thirddateicebreakers @jennyandteets about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Not sure what all the hoopla was about Michael Fassbender's penis in "Shame". Looked average to me. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Speak up....hard to hear you from down there #FirstPlaceReds RT @jonmhein Buccos sweep the Cubs. Ready for @jdharm and the Reds at PNC. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Has Antonio Silva stopped bleeding yet? 9:54 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Toronto....u guys were awesome. 8:12 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Hey now RT @1NatalieMaines 0.0 7:44 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. A focused @rmlimodriver69 yfrog.com/h4hnlqbvj 4:43 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. "Photoshoot" - by @rmlimodriver69 yfrog.com/h6io2hlj 1:15 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Going to be interviewed by @rachellewilde of the "Naked News" at the show...Hey Now! 11:36 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Where does one go after a successful comedy show? yfrog.com/mng1ypbj 8:46 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. First Toronto show done...crowd was amazing. Tix still available for "Eat & Greet" tomorrow - cleanboxentertainment.com for details. 8:37 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. After some delays....The Block Party has arrived in Toronto! 3:34 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. With vomit #foreskinfriday RT @salgovernale It will make your mouth water! 7:00 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. I've already forgotten who won "American Idol" last night. 3:58 PM May 24th via web
  20. Nothing like someone stealing your debit card number to make your day more exciting. 2:29 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
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  • Name JD Harmeyer
  • Location New York
  • Bio TV Watcher For Howard Stern Show, Brand, Perfumista, 1991-92 Black Lane Elementary Spelling Bee Champion
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