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  1. Must be a glut of cheap chitlins on the market because THE McRIB IS BACK! Time to take girlfriend out for a very special evening...
  2. Ariz. Sen. Kyl: "Cancel the stimulus." Obama: "We can cancel it for Arizona, if you want." Sen. McCain: EVIL OBAMA THREATENS ARIZONA.
  3. Can we PLEAAASSEE put the people in the comment section of this article in those supposed FEMA concentration camps? http://tr.im/sq01
  4. Chuck Norris humor is more played out than "Hey Ya!" was in March of 2004.
  5. Advertising 101: if you're selling tampons, yogurt, or osteoporosis medication, you need to first remove your shoes.
  6. Seriously, it is time to send Chris Berman to the glue factory.
  7. @chrisbosh Make Charlie create a video claiming he wants to be traded to the Memphis Grizzlies.
  8. Getting ready to see Bruno. Hope there isn't copious full-frontal male nudity...
  9. "Play it, Sam. Play 'My Humps.' #1stdraftmovielines
  10. "I... drink... your... half-caff venti soy latte! Sluurrrp! I drink it up! #1stdraftmovielines
  11. "Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown." #1stdraftmovielines
  12. "Keep your BFFs close, but your frenemies closer." #1stdraftmovielines
  13. @daveweigel Obama ogling a woman??? Perhaps Larry Sinclair really was lying...
  14. Steve McNair's girlfriend bought gun two days before murder. Waiting periods stop passion murders, NRA. Douchebags. http://tr.im/rc6m
  15. Blasting Blur's "13" louder than anything I've listened to in a long time.
  16. I think if Jesus were alive, he would create a country that embodies some kind of combination of roman candles, hot dogs, and Neil Diamond.
  17. @iHubby Strange I would misspell "beer" after shotgunning one. I should do another.
  18. Holy shit! After I shotgunned that bear, a massive NASCAR wreck. Amazed Kyle Busch is okay. Classy NASCAR fans cheer Busch's carnage.
  19. Watching NASCAR while shotgunning a bear. THESE COLORS DON'T RUN.
  20. @iHubby I can't stand Palin and I admit it. She displays a strange comfort for ignorance and a disdain for intellect that I find dangerous.