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JDFernandes

  1. Latest addition to the wall: Lobster Johnson by @drew_moss instagr.am/p/LIX4Ckj6tp/ 5:56 AM May 27th via Instagram
  2. Pro-Tip: always check-out in the electronics dept. Fuck waiting in line in the front of the store. 4:41 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  3. Vinyl collection just a little funkier. #BlackDynamite instagr.am/p/LGuiOVD6u9/ 2:35 PM May 26th via Instagram
  4. @hellocookie Less sad only if vitamin D brings you happiness. Which it won't. 1:47 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to hellocookie
  5. @declanshalvey @whoajordie Well how else is your cat supposed to learn to walk on two legs? 10:04 AM May 26th via Echofon in reply to declanshalvey
  6. @TheJobloPodcast Just sent a new sounder to your e-mail. 3:17 PM May 25th via Echofon
  7. @hellocookie Looks like you put Johnny Storm in a headlock. 6:51 PM May 24th via web
  8. @Captain_Snark "Hey, baby, how 'bout some 4th meal for that forehead of yours?" Fuck subtlety. 8:23 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to Captain_Snark
  9. @hankscorpioceo It was probably awesome that first time. That's it. 8:44 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to hankscorpioceo
  10. @GorillaSandRace FD5 is just as ludicrous/hilarious as any other iteration. Good choice. 8:41 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to GorillaSandRace
  11. @hellocookie Are there articles on cleaning guns and how to sew your own clothes and/or wounds? 8:36 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to hellocookie
  12. @GorillaSandRace Senna 8:32 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to GorillaSandRace
  13. What fool thought they could buy love? instagr.am/p/K55NyPj6pc/ 2:58 PM May 21st via Instagram
  14. This cat's a douchebag who refuses to shut up. instagr.am/p/K51ueSj6oK/ 2:28 PM May 21st via Instagram
  15. Badass. RT: @RobbiRodriguez: Finished Venture Bro. Commission: twitter.com/RobbiRodriguez… 9:51 PM May 19th via Echofon
  16. @GorillaSandRace They made four Tuberculosis Armageddon movies!? 4:52 PM May 19th via Echofon in reply to GorillaSandRace
  17. @GorillaSandRace She's chasing ghosts. #fuckingMOVE 9:42 PM May 17th via Echofon in reply to GorillaSandRace
  18. @Rob_Guillory @JAFlanagan Fixed 2nd link: bit.ly/JfL7Uu 5:18 PM May 16th via Echofon
  19. @Rob_Guillory @JAFlanagan Comics piracy interview links: bit.ly/LcXuSu bit.ly/JU9yWf bit.ly/Kd2FfG 5:16 PM May 16th via Echofon
  20. @joe_hill The MoonShining #TooObvious #sorry 9:12 AM May 15th via Echofon in reply to joe_hill