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JCautomatic

  1. I've started eating crisps while she watches telly to get her back.
  2. @notgavin Ha!
  3. @4eyes_ *sobs*
  4. She is refusing to eat a dry cracker. So I've had to throw it out of the window. Karma is restored.
  5. Wife has just pinched a slice and ballsed up my cheese to cracker ratio. Fuck. My. Life.
  6. For once in my life, I have counted the number of slices I've cut from a block of cheese and selected the correct number of crackers.
  7. It was ok though, in one shop a customer ACTUALLY knew the part number off by heart. Wanker.
  8. I felt like an idiot as I did not know the code number for the part I needed. In the land of modeling the code number is king.
  9. There is a whole underworld of people out there called "modellers" They don't wash their hair or use deodorant.
  10. Today, I went round model shops looking for a spare part for a Scalextric car I bought at a car boot sale on Sunday.
  11. @becksthfc He's abusing! Hey! That's somebody's son!
  12. @DanPeroni Hahahaha!
  13. @liamoconnol Fuck knows, he's been lost!
  14. "HA'WAY MAN! STAND CLEAR OF THE DOORS PLEASE PET!" Is what we say instead of "Mind the Gap."
  15. *gets maxi dress caught in train doors*
  16. I'm on the metro, its like the tube but full of friendly Geordies. I've swapped phone numbers 4 times already and high fived an old man.
  17. @TwopTwips Cheers!
  18. @4eyes_ Haha! I know!
  19. *holds bottom of maxi dress with chin and uses urinals*
  20. DRIVERS keep your distance from cars that say "Baby on Board" as the driver is probably getting distracted by the little shit. @TwopTwips