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  1. @drezdn I believe your computer may be pregnant.
  2. On the plus side, nothin's gonna stop us now.
  3. Oh, internal radio, must you settle on Jefferson Starship? I am NOT A MANNEQUIN!!!
  4. Can't wait to watch the Brewers school the Nationals. Taped it. Wait...what? Two? Ha ha, very funny. Two. Yeah, right. Heh. Ho ho ho. What?
  5. Flush the toilet for God's sake! And put some clothes on! #neversaidbeforeIhadkids
  6. @bheansidhe That last one was supposed to read 'gangtwanging'. My apologies.
  7. @bheansidhe Don't get us kicked off. There's only so much twanging around that can be tolerated. Character limits and such. No bangtwanging.
  8. I'm going to start my own messaging site called Twanger.
  9. @bheansidhe Is one sock up while wearing cargo shorts a gang thing?
  10. Firecracker, firecracker, sis-boom-bah! Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny, rah-rah-rah!
  11. Since I can't log in as him as he asked, I'll let you know that Alan Evans was hit by a car while biking to work today. He's fine.
  12. @hodgman @mattfraction @wilw @johnmoe Tons Of Roses, Little Sister & The Legitimate Business Enterprise #coolbandsmadeuncool
  13. Durlan Durlan #uncoolbandsmadecoolcomic-style
  14. @dr_morel Just don't get too close to those eMonkeys. The Virtual Hanta Virus is no joke.
  15. @dr_morel I hear digital bananas help with twitterrhea. Of course, if you search for 'digital bananas', I'm not responsible for what you see
  16. @dr_morel SECONDED!
  17. @thejordanian Nah, but you could buy beer easier. Although that is success by some standard.
  18. @johnmoe When I was 15 I thought much the same of "Wannabe" by The Spice Girls. I don't anticipate ruing my opinion, but who can say.
  19. Apostrophizing the word get in my previous 'tweet' proved my point nicely.
  20. I don't think I'm cool enough to 'get' TV On The Radio.