JCM
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Men are born between women's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them, because there's no place like home.
1:23 PM May 26th
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"I'm 14 and my boyfriend is like 40, is that bad?" ''You spelled dad wrong." O_O
7:53 AM May 26th
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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
7:36 PM May 27th
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If the world ends in 2012, i've wasted my whole life in work. . . lovely.
about 15 hours ago
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Listening to Crystal Castles.
about 16 hours ago
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@ AJUDA PRINCESA AJUDA DUHSIHSDAUSHAUISHA REALIZA O MEU SONHO
2:32 PM May 27th
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@ Good luck!
7:47 PM May 27th
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in reply to analuizapiffer_
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Ever had one of those days where everything goes according to plan and turns out great?. Yeah me neither.
7:38 PM May 27th
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I love bathroom sinks.
Not too short, so you can wash your hands before lunch.
Not too tall so you can wash your penis after sex.
7:24 PM May 27th
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths....
3:47 PM May 27th
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And here I am, less than 150 km from the capital, without access to my laptop.
2:17 PM May 27th
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Even a third-world, post-war country like Vietnam manages a good electrical supply.
2:17 PM May 27th
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Damn Formosa electrical supply oscillates so much that my laptop power cable got burned.
2:16 PM May 27th
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@ Speak English, or learn it. And please learn the Twitter names of your friends, instead of spamming people.
5:22 PM May 26th
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Ironic: Relationships start with "Can we talk?" and end in "We need to talk?".
7:44 AM May 26th
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How much does a hipster weigh? An Instragram. RT @
6:46 AM May 25th
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Fragmentation is a bitch, but if all Android ports of iOS games look worse will continue helping iOS as the best mobile platform for games.
12:39 PM May 23rd
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Mass Effcet for Android looks like shit compared to iPad. Why can't one Android port look as good as the iOS HD version?
12:38 PM May 23rd
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Photo: › English, Y U no make sense?
9:01 AM May 22nd
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Photo: › NoahBackup.ark
9:01 AM May 22nd
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- Name Julio Cezar
- Location Brazil
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio Ramblings from a Brazilian ESL pedagogic coordinator about life, wife & 2 cute kids. #autofollowback #instantfollowback http://juliocezarmari.tumblr.com
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