Get short, timely messages from Jim Coletta (JC).

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @JC22D3.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow JC22D3 to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Country	Code	For customers of
Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Australia	0198089488 Telstra
Canada	21212 (any)
United Kingdom	86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia	89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland	51210 O2
India	53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan	90903 Zain
New Zealand	8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States	40404 (any)

JC22D3

It's time for the Blues to throw the Kings off their thrones! Let's go Blues! 10:35 AM May 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
The office after George Bush left #thingsbetterthankansas 8:29 PM Feb 3rd via web
New job...corner office....top floor...2001...World Trade Center...I've finally made it! #thingsbetterthankansas 8:24 PM Feb 3rd via web
A deer tick on my junk #thingsbetterthankansas 8:21 PM Feb 3rd via web
Cruising Harpo's with Toilet Paper stuck to your shoe #thingsbetterthankansas 8:18 PM Feb 3rd via web
@PopeKylie Giving your grandmother an STD #thingsbetterthankansas 8:15 PM Feb 3rd via web
Brent Musburger slobbering over the Honey Badger as he gets burned time after time #thingsbetterthankansas 8:10 PM Feb 3rd via web
The feeling of whole kernel corn in my feces as it passes out my anus #thingsbetterthankansas 8:01 PM Feb 3rd via web
Hitting send just as you realize the text is going to the wrong person #thingsbetterthankansas 7:52 PM Feb 3rd via web
Montezuma's revenge #thingsbetterthankansas 7:50 PM Feb 3rd via web
@tkbmu with your sister 7:46 PM Feb 3rd via web in reply to tkbmu
Evander Holyfield's ear after boxing Mike Tyson #thingsbetterthankansas 7:20 PM Feb 3rd via web
Being Bernie Goldstein in 1920 Germany #thingsbetterthankansas 7:16 PM Feb 3rd via web
Falling in love with Snooki (or actually liking anyone from Jersey Shore) #thingsbetterthankansas 6:42 PM Feb 3rd via web
The Happy Days episode when The Fonz jumped the shark #thingsbetterthankansas 6:38 PM Feb 3rd via web
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup #thingsbetterthankansas 6:32 PM Feb 3rd via web
cutting your leg on the side of the boat as you dive in to swim with the sharks #thingsbetterthankansas 6:30 PM Feb 3rd via web
Natalie Wood swimming classes or Sonny Bono skiing instructions #thingsbetterthankansas 6:27 PM Feb 3rd via web
Taco Bell meat #thingsbetterthankansas 6:26 PM Feb 3rd via web
Fat people in Flip Flops #thingsbetterthankansas 6:24 PM Feb 3rd via web