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  1. : (
  2. attempting a self portrait.
  3. :D I'm going to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince in New York with my sister in a few days. Why did i just use proper grammar? =\
  4. oh hai. is it weird that i'm listening to "let's talk about sex"? weird that my last two tweets have said "sex"? also, i have a headache : (
  5. ... my mother is wearing my clothes and it is no secret that my guy friends call her a MILF and want to sex her. =\ #herewegoagain
  6. i need $500 in ones, 'cause it's time to ball out.
  7. homegirl got a fat ol' ass :]
  8. @tomd2 i missed a turn and drove in the wrong lane and went up on the curb. =]
  9. just almost crashed my mom's car. yup. exciting.
  10. my mom is taking me to panera. bitch wants to make me fat! =P
  11. i just saw the luckiest fucking girl ever. MY life? fail.
  12. boys are stupid. throw rocks at them.
  13. why am i cold, even in the summer?
  14. cherry cherry boom boom.
  15. @roflette93 no puedo. trabajo en la casa pasa los viejos hoy. me siento mal a causa de no comer nada.
  16. i don't feel well.
  17. Lilo and Stitch FTW.
  18. drawing =]
  19. @roflette93 you stink. haha
  20. gosh. how long will michael jackson be a trending topic?!