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JAKnola

  1. How come SDT always seems to not pick up all this White Trash in the FQ?
  2. What do you get your Grammy award-winning superboss for his birthday?
  3. Whenever I hear a girl that has a husky, raspy voice, I immediately think "slut". I can't really explain why.
  4. If it really was "ice cold" beer I wouldn't very well be able to drink it now would I, Mr. Beer-Yelling Guy.
  5. Why do I have to keep reminding #NOPD officers to look both ways when they cross the street??? #BicycleRights
  6. #Tulane is suing the City of #NewOrleans! #ThisShouldBeFun
  7. @IgnorantTurtles Try the Lakeside Mall
  8. Writing a letter to a friend that's locked up in a federal detention center. #ThatsAFirst
  9. @auxFACTOR twitter.com/JAKnola/status…
  10. @auxFACTOR you reported before any other news agency. #ThankTehLord4Katanas
  11. Finally finalized my final final.
  12. @AnonyOps twitter.com/JAKnola/status…
  13. "28th edition, revised and expanded, with new forward from the author, all previous editions obsolete, $160 more!*" *buybacks not accepted.