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  1. RT @gilfer: Good morning, shoppers. Chill the fuck out. <-- Christmas should carry a health warning
  2. @annetreasure @timeyles Xmas in St Kilda: "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe"
  3. My tooth reconstruction is about to go all yampy and cause me a horrendous amount of pain. Tooth fairy - you and santa should talk.
  4. @kahlerisms Sony sell optical cables - a bargain at 64bajillion dollars.
  5. @palegoldenrod :(( Landlords have a poor sense of what people want for xmas. This sign is in front of my home http://tinyurl.com/yb4kqkx
  6. @gilfer Mall Hell for you sir? I feel the pain. My very good friend in NZ had a great xmas gift for his friends: he gave us palindromes.
  7. @gilfer @lordlamington Nothing says "Merry Xmas" like "There's no god, and evolution wants you dead" Dawkins should totally make a kids book
  8. I lack spelling today - I think I'm coming down with "The Dumb"
  9. @jethrocarr Agree completely. Build a use-case for "when things get nasty" (Cos despite the best laid plans, the will at some point) ;)
  10. @jethrocarr I've never founded on my own, but I have with others twice. Got screwed twice. IMO 2 people is best - 3 introduces alliances.
  11. Can any of you good folk recommend a decent, honest and non-sadistic dentist near-ish to Prahran? Half my tooth fell off.
  12. It appears iinet consider their internet plans too generous. Just received a complete bullshit email about them crippling off-peak.
  13. Tehehe, just remembering what a cluster-fsck Internet Explorer was on the Mac.
  14. Watching my phone footage of last night's police aggression. "The police used to watch *over* the ppl now they're watching the ppl" :(
  15. @kcarruthers Hoorah! My family did something similiar and will simply be having a massive feast together in late Jan. So relieved & excited.
  16. Dammit, now I want a "Got Contrabassoon?" t-shirt.
  17. @gilfer is it some kind of contrabassoon? http://tinyurl.com/yhotons
  18. RT @gilfer: It's gets warm in there. She likes that. http://yfrog.com/4gd0lmmj <-- "I'm in ur entertainment centre, providing ur hi-defs"
  19. Oh, and if @warlach misses my whinge with a #hihoward tacked on the end ... Hi Howard!
  20. Well, apparently I fail at everything today with that in mind, does anyone mind if I take tomorrow a few hours early? PS: #hihoward ;)