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I'd like to see one of the fat people who sued McDonalds for making them fat, get sued for being so fat.
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Manic (adj) : the state of being even when whiskey won't knock you out....just make you stupid.
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Hey did anyone else know Claritin and Dayquil cancel each other out so neither is working?? I do...
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Theres a woman on my bus who, when everyone wants to be miserable going to work, insists on talking about herself loudly
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@Corman....and I agree with him..Buddah could be more Jewish if he tried
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If every Sunday is me, watching the game with my Dad and playing the drums with him, for the rest of my life, I approve.
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Every so often something will come along to remind me why 1999 was a good year to forget in most music
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'fuck!' i left my phone in work again.....*finds in bag* ha! Take that life i win!
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woke up with 20 minutes to get out of the house this morning....and made it,including a shower. Damn I'm good.
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Doesn't matter how late it is, if I start talking to my sister, we go on for hours.
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Been on the wagon for 3 weeks today we 'tuck and roll'
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I'm doing something huge tomorrow and scared out of my mind. Been sneezing all week and considering getting more claritin.
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Like fire, many years ago it was established that you do NOT wear brightly colored underwear with white pants. Why do some still not know?
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@ empty_canvas With my LAST breath....I SPIT at thee
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I don't like being preached at.
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You know you're reading too many comic book titles when you forget and rebuy ones you already have
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Wow...haven't done THAT in a while
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You never "really" get away from Jersey
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BARREL ROLL!!!!!
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When the list of side effects is longer than a drug's commercial its time to nix the drug
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