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Izen

  1. I just took an emergency dispatcher's test. F'ing hard.
  2. Now that I'm following @Alyssa_Milano I don't care so much about getting a Google Wave invite.
  3. Do major news outlets post news on Twitter as an afterthought? C'mon try harder you all.
  4. RT @reasonmag: Feds Order News Site to Cough up User Data http://bit.ly/2iygWB
  5. I'm waiting for a tweet to test the new RT function on...
  6. @The_Illuminati Awesome. Do you have any positions open?
  7. Brushing up on the latest conspiracy theories... Revolution Muslim are ADL provocateurs. Michael Jackson was killed by the Illuminati.
  8. I bought four copies of "Eats Shoots & Leaves" today, for a dollar a copy.
  9. These islamofascists praising the Fort Hood jerkass... I've got some free speech I'd like to exercise on them.
  10. @PastaMaker Tho that black-hole-under-the-bermuda-triangle show was just crazy enough to verge into awesomeness.
  11. @PastaMaker Because the History Channel is crap, that's why.
  12. Supposedly I've got the beta RT thing, but I don't see the button. Meh.
  13. I need more friends at Goodreads http://www.goodreads.com/ze...
  14. Happy Houdini Day!
  15. RT @Swoopy @chimit @mattcorkum Douche of the Day: Billy Corgan http://bit.ly/t7SMC
  16. #phillies D'oh!
  17. URGENT: The internet will reboot in 3 minutes. Please log off immediately.
  18. re: jehova's witnesses... Haven't seen them since. They asked my beliefs and I said "I'm an atheist." maybe they don't wnt to deal w/ me?
  19. f'ing jehova's witnesses... guess it's time to move again
  20. I havent been logging in to twitter at all lately. Hello to everyone that's followed me in the last three months or so.