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  1. Ha, misspelled "micheal" jackson is trending. Come on, did you people go to school, or what?12:45 AM Jun 27th from web
  2. cardiac arrest + not breathing = DEAD3:06 PM Jun 25th from web
  3. Half the trending topics, I don't know what they are. Which I think is good.8:38 PM Jun 22nd from web
  4. Tell me what your favorite brunch dish is.9:48 AM Jun 22nd from web
  5. Still have nothing worth twitterizing.10:13 AM Jun 6th from web
  6. @zainyk Good morning! :} Hoping your week is awesome.2:14 AM Jun 1st from web in reply to zainyk
  7. Asheville!8:12 AM May 31st from web
  8. If you can't score at least a C on a first-year college logic exam, I don't have time for you anymore.11:39 AM May 10th from web
  9. The North Carolina episode of "Bizarre Foods" has stealth product placements for Cheerwine and Sun Drop.4:27 PM May 7th from web
  10. The death rate from swine flu is completely dwarfed by the regular flu. http://edition.cnn.com/2009...9:44 PM Apr 30th from web
  11. There are disturbing sounds coming from upstairs, and I'm too lazy to go check them out. Let the boogie man come to me.9:12 PM Apr 17th from web
  12. @robbyanderson What?? But snickers really satisfies! And chocolate is awesome!!9:10 PM Apr 17th from web in reply to robbyanderson
  13. I smell like fried food... again!7:29 PM Apr 17th from web
  14. I smell like fried food.7:47 PM Apr 16th from web
  15. Bring back Eliot Spitzer. Please, please!9:08 AM Mar 22nd from web
  16. I apologize for not enriching your life with a twitter lately. I've been busy making booby traps.10:04 PM Mar 15th from web
  17. @terrysimpson You could say that the bikini's function is to enhance--or even frame--the underlying form.12:13 PM Mar 10th from web in reply to terrysimpson
  18. @terrysimpson Ya, good question.12:11 PM Mar 10th from web in reply to terrysimpson
  19. Remember this: when it's form v. function, function pretty much always wins.12:07 PM Mar 10th from web
  20. Screw Facebook. I'm going dark.8:56 AM Mar 10th from web
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