IvyPicklebottom
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Yay! @ is back!
about 11 hours ago
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"The time has come, a fact's a fact...It belongs to them, let's give it back..."
about 11 hours ago
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@ A giant hot pink rubberband...or John Goodman's intestine? Hmmm....
about 14 hours ago
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@ You sure it's not a huge tapeworm?
about 14 hours ago
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@ What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job? Oh, snap!!
about 14 hours ago
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@ vagotonia va·go·to·ni·a - Overactivity or irritability of the vagus nerve.
about 14 hours ago
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No, I thought it said vagotonia. @, you wash your mouth out with soap!!!
about 14 hours ago
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RT @ I love the smell of vanilla. - For a teeny-tiny second, I thought that said something else.
about 15 hours ago
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RT @ Go 2 2 view video of me at greenday concert! I look crazy! Lol so embarrassed! - She so cute. :oD
about 15 hours ago
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It wasn't a UFO. Even aliens are clever enough to not land in Utah.
about 16 hours ago
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@ Apparently it happened during her performance. That poor, poor stage floor. *lights a candle*
about 16 hours ago
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I heard J Lo slipped and fell on her arse at the AMAs. Is the stage floor alright?
about 16 hours ago
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Never fly with an airline whose motto is, "We will get you there on time or die trying!".
about 18 hours ago
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Was going to spray some Miley Cyrus deodorant but I didn't want to smell untalented.
about 20 hours ago
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I hate spending the holidays with Maxwell's family. I should've married an orphan.
about 20 hours ago
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Q: If Twilight was made in Australia, what would it be called? A: That P**fter Bit My Neck.
3:51 AM Nov 23rd
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Has anyone found Demi Moore's missing hip yet?
1:55 AM Nov 23rd
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MTV plans to release Daria on DVD in 2010. 'BOUT BLOOMIN' TIME!!
1:39 AM Nov 23rd
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"Wake me up, lower the fever...Walkin' in a straight line..."
12:08 AM Nov 23rd
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I can't wait til the Grandmasters. Then people will be Twittering about Yaroslav Zherebukh and Daniil Lintchevski.
8:15 PM Nov 22nd
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- Name Ivy Picklebottom
- Location Sunny Napalm Nursing Home
- Web http://www.us.dep...
- Bio Be a dear...get me my shawl.
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