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IvoryMerope

  1. @alxd_07 nooo packing is the worst part!! When you unpack the stress is over!
  2. Does packing/moving make everyone angry and mean, or is it just me?
  3. "I feel like if I was in a threesome I would be constantly offering everyone refreshments!" oh #harto
  4. If you talk of end-times, prophets, and anointing in a serious connotation regarding your church, I assume you are batshit crazy.
  5. Just drove by a farm.. Saw a girl riding her horse around the pasture and texting. #mess
  6. Is it just me or does every can of redbull taste like drunk?
  7. There's a British man in my apartment so naturally I think I've landed in Harry Potter.
  8. @harto celebrating cinco de mayo in my jargaritas shirt :) twitter.com/IvoryMerope/st…
  9. Everyone who works for this place has a high sex drive and a silver car. Hmmm. #nonsense
  10. Scandal scandal #scandal!!!!! Huck is a crazy man but I love it!
  11. @peachpeel crazy pants was so angry that I called her a flaky idiot that she packed up all her little sad things and left :) hehehehe
  12. Watching #GCB!!!
  13. Maybe she's missing a chromosome. Or, you know, twenty.
  14. Did I mention that she also opens windows when the air conditioning is on and set at 70? Because the cat likes fresh 85 degree air. #STAB
  15. I made it eleven months without completely losing my shit and yelling at this girl and now, now I'm going to kill her.
  16. I fear that this girl is ACTUALLY MENTALLY RETARDED.
  17. Who the fuck paints over carpeted floors?!
  18. Scrubbing purple paint out of our tan carpet because my roommate is a goddamned moron who spilled it and then LEFT
  19. Also too tired to use the right "too" and that is why it's bedtime.
  20. There should have been an exclamation point in there. But sometimes people are just to tired for that kind of excitement.