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  1. LMFAOOOO The Orphan was creepy and funny as hell holy shit holy shit awesome
  2. My mom and sister just refered to the cats paws as "hands" and "feet" -__- cats=/people
  3. @lovemelissa OMFG MELISSA STOP IT. I was watching wicker park at like 1 am last night too. First Garden State now this WTFFFF jagdsjlkjadsaf
  4. You know its Christmas time when its midnight and people are still at your house and its LOUD AS FUCK and yr neighbors maybe wanna kill you
  5. Cant fall asleep. Nothing's on. Just checked dvr. Apparently my mom watches Jersey Shore >.<
  6. So bored gonna watch High School Musical 3. @lovemelissa would be proud #zefpiglet
  7. Going home. Some kind of glitch. Doctors. Fun. Woo.
  8. @madiownsyou i love her! Kat. She writes blogs about gel pens.
  9. Casper, Andre, Flipper... Yes i'm 10.
  10. AHH! This is so cool. http://i48.tinypic.com/2qk8nl4.jpg
  11. GOTOBEDLORENAGOTOBED http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/42171235.html
  12. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU today sucks
  13. I think i've seen the kaaaangs and quaaaaaayns music video 5 times a night for the past two weeks. MTV: Rapist appreciation.
  14. I have the sudden urge to watch PARTY MONSTER.
  15. HOME ALONE 2 FUCK YESSS
  16. @MNMGELLIN LMFAO WIN. HOLY SHIT I'M FAVORITING THAT OMFG DEAD
  17. @kris1615 same here i wanna tell them to look for shit themselves & fuck off. Do you have something that smells like petunias? wtf idk! GTFO
  18. @JacksMarie LMFAO seriously.
  19. @kris1615 this is my first retail job & i rang people up like 5 times & they were like um yeah, go greet customers. Its so fucking awkward.
  20. Oh my God my life