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  1. Jesucristo, I need another vacation. This is hard work. 4:54 PM Jun 19th from web
  2. What the-? The G-D Lakers won? Who let that happen? Boy if you ever needed proof that I can't pay attention to everything at all times... 10:31 PM Jun 15th from web
  3. Hey everybody, Jesus is back. No biggie, I just went on a 6-week bender. I really need to lay off that two-buck Chuck. 10:24 PM Jun 15th from web
  4. @Matthew @Mark @Luke @John Beers at my crib, 8:00. Plus I got a bootleg of Star Trek 4:25 PM May 8th from web
  5. Test of faith: If I existed, would Jada Pinkett Smith being getting her own show on TNT? 4:23 PM May 8th from web
  6. Having a little pasta with Dom. Dude can cook. 8:32 AM May 6th from web
  7. Joe the Plumber says he's waiting for the Lord to give him a cue. I actually said "clue", but he couldn't hear me over the toilet flushing. 4:23 PM May 4th from web
  8. TDIF! 9:50 AM May 1st from web
  9. Shame on you, @VirginiaFoxx. http://tinyurl.com/cy8f9q 3:40 PM Apr 30th from web
  10. You know that game where you choose people throughout history for a dinner party? It's more fun in theory. Halston and Milosevic? Awkward! 12:11 PM Apr 29th from web
  11. @RookieCookery, Actually, Swine Flu is the answer to Fox News' prayers. 11:43 AM Apr 29th from web
  12. Yep, I rode around on a T-Rex. Threw a saddle on it and went riding like Hoss on the Ponderosa. Have you people never heard of Photoshop? 9:02 AM Apr 29th from web
  13. There is no time in heaven, for eternity is the absence of time. So why am I always late for spin class? 8:45 PM Apr 28th from web
  14. @aprilwinchell Hey, don't look at me. I was at Sprinkles. 8:08 AM Apr 28th from web
  15. Thinking about opening a gym in New Jerusalem. "Pontius Pilates". 11:02 AM Apr 27th from web
  16. Yea, I am with you always. Unless you go to Outback Steakhouse. Then you're on your own. 7:44 PM Apr 26th from web
  17. just shot some pool with Bea Arthur and dropped a sound kick-ass on her. Time for some Heinies! 2:08 AM Apr 26th from web
  18. @tofubeast, don't sweat it, I wasn't even there. 10:13 AM Apr 24th from web
  19. Had a really disturbing dream about Billy Dee Williams and Jenny Garth last night. That does it. No more myrrh before bed. 9:13 AM Apr 24th from web
  20. I understand your doubting my existence when things like this are allowed to happen: http://tinyurl.com/cr4oxx 4:22 PM Apr 23rd from web
  • Name Jesus
  • Location Everywhere
  • Bio What would I do? I don't know. Sometimes I just flip a coin.
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